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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 12/9/2005 7:07:17 PM     Post subject: Waiter!  

There's a fly in my soup!
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LoKi
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Posted: 12/9/2005 7:18:21 PM     Post subject:  

This isn't going to end well. :p
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Philip Savage
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Posted: 12/9/2005 7:58:41 PM     Post subject:  

This isn't going to end well. :p

Nope. Let's watch.
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SquareMoogle
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Posted: 12/10/2005 1:06:29 AM     Post subject:  

WHA--- No... no... too soon.
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Tass
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Posted: 12/10/2005 4:58:32 AM     Post subject:  

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, FLY IN SOUP IS TWO COURSE MEAL!

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stinkweedskunk
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Posted: 12/10/2005 5:00:58 AM     Post subject:  

Satisfied?



Or maybe you'd prefer this:

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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 12/10/2005 9:50:48 PM     Post subject:  

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
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Dogthing
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Posted: 12/11/2005 2:46:23 AM     Post subject:  

hello I would like to try the salmon filet please
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peppersprayed
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Posted: 12/11/2005 2:55:00 AM     Post subject:  

What the hell is this thread about?
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Monkey King
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Posted: 12/12/2005 1:25:36 AM     Post subject:  

Just whatever you do, don't eat the fish.
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Dogthing
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Posted: 12/12/2005 2:07:48 AM     Post subject:  

Just whatever you do, don't eat the fish.


oh fuck

waiter waiter, i would not like the salmon please give me the mutton
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Troggler
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:01:45 AM     Post subject:  

I'm sorry, we're all out of mutton.

We do, however, have loads, loads and loads of Haggis, should you be interested.
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stinkweedskunk
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:12:59 AM     Post subject:  

I'm sorry, we're all out of mutton.

We do, however, have loads, loads and loads of Haggis, should you be interested.


Mmmm, sheep entrails cooked in its own stomach. Thar's good eatin'!
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 12/12/2005 2:18:46 PM     Post subject:  

"Clean food, please"

"Then I recommend the lady doesn't have the clam chowder"
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Dogthing
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Posted: 12/12/2005 3:45:07 PM     Post subject:  

I'm sorry, we're all out of mutton.

We do, however, have loads, loads and loads of Haggis, should you be interested.


you know what just get me some water
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Troggler
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:44:45 PM     Post subject:  

you know what just get me some water


Of course, madam.

We import the finest tap water, straight from Mexico. We feel it gives our clientele that mucho caliente feeling in their appendix. It's our main selling point you know.
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The Flying Fox
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Posted: 12/12/2005 7:10:21 PM     Post subject:  

There's a soup in my fly in my soup oh my god I'm in the soup aaah
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