Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Man... Ain't that a motherfucker? :cry:

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

"Oh shit . had a little pain in my hear there . thought I was havin' another heart attack . 'what' . you get scared after you have a heart attack . that all the time any time you feel a little pain you go 'huh?'

anyone here had a heart attack? <'yeah'> them motherfuckers hurt . I'm not bullshittin' man I was walkin' in the front yard . I was just walkin along and somethin' say 'don't breathe' I say 'huh'

'you heard me motherfucker I said “don't breathe”'

'ok I won't breathe I won't breathe I won't breathe'

'then shut the fuck up then'

I say 'don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me'

'get on one knee and prove it'

'I'm on one knee'

'you thinkin' about dyin' now ain't ya'

'yeah, I'm thinkin' about dyin' I'm thinkin' about dyin''

'you didn't think about it when you was eatin' all that pork all greasy.

you know black people got high blood pressure anyway don't ya'

'yeah I know I know'

'then watch your diet'

'I will, don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me'

you be thinkin' about that shit when you're goin' to die . you put an emergency call into God too right

'can I speak to God right away please?'

but always some angel come on 'I'll have to put you on hold'

and then your heart get mad if it find you was goin' behind its back to talk to God your heart say

'was you tryin' to talk to God behind my back?'

'no I wasn't'

'you was, you lyin'motherfucker, you was'

I woke up in an ambulance right . and there wasn't nothin' but white people starin' at me I say 'ain't this a bitch . I died and wound up in the wrong motherfuckin' heaven"

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

I woke up in an ambulance right . and there wasn't nothin' but white people starin' at me I say 'ain't this a bitch . I died and wound up in the wrong motherfuckin' heaven"

Ahahaha man, just about everything Pryor said was comedy gold. He will be greatly missed.

Edge · Qualificator Joined: 15 Aug 2005 Posts: 7

I guess he's dead now, &*%#$

He was a funny guy. What a shame.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 106

And a year after his "I aint Dead Yet" Special.

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

And a year after his "I aint Dead Yet" Special.

You know, in retreospect, I actually think he'd get a laugh outta that..

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

You know, in retreospect, I actually think he'd get a laugh outta that..

I know I did.