Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

http://www.dolphinempowerment.com/index.htm

Wow.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

Imagine what your life will be like when you are completely free.

Who will you be?
Where will you live?
What will you accomplish?

I'M GONNA BE A HIGH-SCHOOL DROP-OUT DEADBEAT. JUST LIKE MY DADDY!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I hereby reject your Takara and substitute my own.

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 137

I've eated muchame (tiny dry dolphin meat pieces) a long time ago and it was absolutely delicious....
Anybody want the recipe? :twisted:

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

I've eated muchame (tiny dry dolphin meat pieces) a long time ago and it was absolutely delicious....
Anybody want the recipe? :twisted:

Oh man eating dolphins is cutting edge humor and definitely what I was aiming for by posting this website. Since that makes hippies mad and stuff.

Simply hilarious.

Do you have any recipes for broiled kittens because I know that has a lot to do with furries/otherkin as well.

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 137

Do you have any recipes for broiled kittens because I know that has a lot to do with furries/otherkin as well.

I don't have any recipe for broiled kittens, Nopedestrian.
But the soldier from this pic has a recipe for stewed fox.

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

Hm, I wonder if the dolphin nutcase hangs out with Ocean. :P

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

I don't have any recipe for broiled kittens, Nopedestrian.
But the soldier from this pic has a recipe for stewed fox.

I know I'm wrecking my own thread all to shit, but I don't understand why whenever anything remotely dolphin-related is brought up, someone has to point out that they went all Ed Gein on some of them in one of maybe two countries that let you do that. Yes, wow, you can eat dolphins, which New Age fuzzies hold in high regard.

What else that can do simple math did you eat in Asia? Parrots? Chimpanzees? Human babies? Did you grill and eat Tub Girl while you were over in the land of canned dog penis and horrible pornography?

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

I don't have any recipe for broiled kittens, Nopedestrian.
But the soldier from this pic has a recipe for stewed fox.

I know I'm wrecking my own thread all to shit, but I don't understand why whenever anything remotely dolphin-related is brought up, someone has to point out that they went all Ed Gein on some of them in one of maybe two countries that let you do that. Yes, wow, you can eat dolphins, which New Age fuzzies hold in high regard.

What else that can do simple math did you eat in Asia? Parrots? Chimpanzees? Human babies? Did you grill and eat Tub Girl while you were over in the land of canned dog penis and horrible pornography?

The more intelligent something is the more the concept of eating it bothers me (except pigs, pigs are more intelligent than dogs but I fucking hate pigs..... long story) Most things I have no problem with eating but once you get to dogs cats and further up I start having some issues and let's face it dolphins are second only to humans in intelligence.

I think eating a highly inttelligent animal out of spite is kind of retarded. aside from that I think there are some moral issues with eating dolphins period.

but before you think I'm going all hippie I should mention I'm a chef....... critters are tasty.

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 137

I don't have any recipe for broiled kittens, Nopedestrian.
But the soldier from this pic has a recipe for stewed fox.

I know I'm wrecking my own thread all to shit, but I don't understand why whenever anything remotely dolphin-related is brought up, someone has to point out that they went all Ed Gein on some of them in one of maybe two countries that let you do that. Yes, wow, you can eat dolphins, which New Age fuzzies hold in high regard.

What else that can do simple math did you eat in Asia? Parrots? Chimpanzees? Human babies? Did you grill and eat Tub Girl while you were over in the land of canned dog penis and horrible pornography?

Actually I never went to Japan or any other country of the Far East, Nopedestrian. In fact, I've ate dolphin meat during a travel to South America (just before the local authorities banned the consumption of dolphin meat... bah!).

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

The more intelligent something is the more the concept of eating it bothers me (except pigs, pigs are more intelligent than dogs but I fucking hate pigs..... long story) Most things I have no problem with eating but once you get to dogs cats and further up I start having some issues and let's face it dolphins are second only to humans in intelligence.
I think eating a highly inttelligent animal out of spite is kind of retarded. aside from that I think there are some moral issues with eating dolphins period.
.

The point I'm trying to make, while gingerly trying to avoid another huge nasty thread about eating animals and ethics, is why would someone abruptly say that they did something that isn't exactly going to endear you to the hearts of millions. HAY FELLAHS you know once I got a little aroused over Mickey Mouse. IT FELT AWESOME.

Not to mention that there is no way that anyone can make me believe that a predatory animal that is basically one layer of gross blubber on top of another is going to taste like anything besides TERROR JERKY. You ate Ecco out of spite and that is the most retarded thing ever.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

The more intelligent something is the more the concept of eating it bothers me (except pigs, pigs are more intelligent than dogs but I fucking hate pigs..... long story) Most things I have no problem with eating but once you get to dogs cats and further up I start having some issues and let's face it dolphins are second only to humans in intelligence.
I think eating a highly inttelligent animal out of spite is kind of retarded. aside from that I think there are some moral issues with eating dolphins period.
.

The point I'm trying to make, while gingerly trying to avoid another huge nasty thread about eating animals and ethics, is why would someone abruptly say that they did something that isn't exactly going to endear you to the hearts of millions. HAY FELLAHS you know once I got a little aroused over Mickey Mouse. IT FELT AWESOME.

Not to mention that there is no way that anyone can make me believe that a predatory animal that is basically one layer of gross blubber on top of another is going to taste like anything besides TERROR JERKY. You ate Ecco out of spite and that is the most retarded thing ever.

No you're right, I'm not trying to start a discussion on the morality of eating meat (those never ever end well). I was just saying it's retarded to do something like that just to piss off hippies, furries, and PETA.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

While I think dolphins are beautiful, majestic animals, I'm suddenly really hungry for sushi.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

I EAT BABIES

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

I just ate an apple.

What was the thread about?

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Not sure.. but I bought the 20th anniversiry Prime... like a nerrrd!
Kickass compared to the original... =)
And it only took 'em 20 years to again make bots that resemble something in both forms!

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

While I think dolphins are beautiful, majestic animals, I'm suddenly really hungry for sushi.

Try the BBQ eel roll :)

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

What was the thread about?

I'm still looking. I figure I'll find it by next year sometime.