Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

Here are my resolutions for the new year:

Contribute more meaningful content and posts to this site.
Finish that article on ASB.
Draw more often.
Graduate.
Attend Califur and/or Anthrocon.
Be meaner to Simo.

What are yours?

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

get my car to work

make a second income on my own

use second income as reason to leave first income

graduate college either in the next two years, or when the war is over.

Foxid · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 305

graduate college either in the next two years, or when the war is over.

So you're on the 10-year plan, then? ;)

*ahem*

-Move out of the CD
-Find a more stable (non-contract) based job
-Get the furries who hang out on the Half-Life server I play on permabanned
-Destroy planet

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

If the worlds' biggest little cowboy stays in office? Fuck yeah, man.
10, 20, maybe just be an educated professor if more than 30.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

driver's license.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 732

Write more articles for CYD
Start writing a book/a short story/a poem/an angry blurb
Write more articles for my website
Get that frontal lobe surgery I've been putting off

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

graduate college either in the next two years, or when the war is over.

So you're on the 10-year plan, then? ;)

*ahem*

-Move out of the CD
-Find a more stable (non-contract) based job
-Get the furries who hang out on the Half-Life server I play on permabanned
-Destroy planet

you aren't allowed to destroy the planet until I've conquered it

I should really get to building that robot army but I'm much too busy downloading porn.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

driver's license.

Same here.
and break hearts. LOLS.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 705

I gave up Lent as my New Year's Resolution of 1975. I gave up New Year's Resolutions for Lent that year.

However, other than that, I do every so often re-resolve to achieve certain goals. These can be at any time.

This year,

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

-finish that one goddamn film project

-do my damndest to make that other goddamn film project a reality

-stop being so insecure and draw more

-watch a fuckload of soccer games (hey, come on, I need at least one that's a gimme)

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 921

I will not go crazy.
I will not go crazy.
I will not go crazy.
I will not go crazy.
I will not go crazy.
I will not go crazy.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 420

Get another job.

Start smoking.

Build an electric guitar or bass from scratch (well, I'd buy the pickups premade, but otherwise...)

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 155

- Get a business license for my startup company
- Get more customers for my startup company
- Re-do the entire interior of my car in a red/black theme. And build an in-car PC with dash-mounted LCD touchscreen.
- Teach my 6 year old stepson better reading and maybe even multiplication/division by the end of the year.
- Keep on smoking.
- Keep peppersprayed from conquering the world by claiming it first with my satellite-based Linux-powered orbiting brain lasers.

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 361

I resolve to ask for a damn raise, failing that I will bail in the most comical fashion that wouldn't ruin my references. Also be meaner to simo, fucking dolphins.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

I will resolve to stop giving people the benefit of the doubt and embrace the egomaniacal-pessemist that enjoys to put people down and make sure poeple know what I think whether they wish to hear it or not cause I'm right even when I am actually wrong cause I can make you believe so.

And find a better way to tottaly BURN Simo that would put Ashton Kutcher to shame. I'm coming for ya bitch. :twisted:

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 171

I will not go crazy.
I will not go crazy.
I will not go crazy.
I will not go crazy.
I will not go crazy.
I will not go crazy.

Hey, someone has the same new years resolution as me! Awesome. :D

Any takers on which one of us will go crazy first? :lol:

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

I'll put up $50-CYD Dollars that RAY PROWER goes bat shit first.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 678

Quit soda

Lose Weight

Excercise more

Find 2nd part-time job

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 141

Get my degree.
Go to work to Spain or Sweden.
Meet one or more of my msn contacts (and don't get killed).

Moonbeam · Qualificator Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 30

My resolutions:

Write more
Draw more
Learn to play that stupid guitar
Find out who the people are that get talked about on CYD that I've never heard of but sound TEH FUNNEH

And, of course... be sexxeh.

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

-Get a pet spider.
-Be happy with my move.
-Eat better/exercise.
-While eating better and exercising, make fun of fatties more often.
~~-Get laid.~~ (Let's be realistic...)

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 639

What's in my queue right now?

Internet-ruin more lives. I'm up to, what, six now?
Submit original story to Yiffstar. Earn at least an 8/10 rating, then laugh.
Destroy another small MUCK.
Finish VtM: Bloodlines and maybe run through Fable...

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 361

Finish VtM: Bloodlines and maybe run through Fable...

Spoilers: Aeris dies.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Submit original story to Yiffstar. Earn at least an 8/10 rating, then laugh.

haha awesome idea!

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

Use SquareMoogle's Yiffscript to write it for you.

Erdwolf_TVL · Qualificator Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 31

I managed to accomplish all the LEGAL resolutions I set out for myself this time last year...

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 361

Use SquareMoogle's Yiffscript to write it for you.

Hell, I don't think anyone on the forum even knows about ...it...

(Also available in "Lazy mIRC User" edition with the bonus /yiff command here.)

Xarai · Coadjutor Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 94

Use SquareMoogle's Yiffscript to write it for you.

Hell, I don't think anyone on the forum even knows about ...it...

(Also available in "Lazy mIRC User" edition with the bonus /yiff command here.)

Oh holy shit.

nsfw if (%assmunch == 4) { /describe $chan takes $1-'s hard rod into his maw and begins suckling like one would their mother's breast =^____^= }

I hate you.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

It's all Square and I do in #crushyiffdestroy. Maybe if you people would join!

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 171

#1 reason not to even GO IN THERE anymore. Can't even talk without being fucked. ;___;

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

It's all Square and I do in #crushyiffdestroy. Maybe if you people would join!

Well, whenever I go in, it's empty.
I hope I'm connecting to the right server. I'm still brain-dead when it comes to this IRC shit.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 547

#1 reason not to even GO IN THERE anymore. Can't even talk without being fucked. ;___;

Same here. I went, I read awful text someone thought it was funny, I disconnected, I never went back.

Charisma · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 346

1. pay attention to what I wear. (I just throw jeans on every day and its got to stop!)

2. eat three square meals a day (I tend to only have one because I can't be bothered or I'm not hungry)

3. Try my best at college (no half-arsing!)

4. Save up for the new Sony Walkman. woo!

CI · Rasophore Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 61

Find out who the people are that get talked about on CYD that I've never heard of but sound TEH FUNNEH

Yes. Ditto.

Also, send more abusive emails to incompetent website/forum managers.

No, not here.

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

two words;

moon colony.

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

three last resolutions I'd like to make before the new year:

3) raise some hell (somewhere on the internet)

2) make a flash series; post on flash sites

1) eat a whole damn bucket of chicken
(then salads the other 52 weeks of the year, want to stay non-furry weight)

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 575

It's all Square and I do in #crushyiffdestroy. Maybe if you people would join!

You guys are mean to me when I am idle. :3

Resolutions:

Figure out why everyone hates Simo, and hate him too.

uh... uh...

thats it. :C

Bag Full o' Money · Qualificator Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 31

If everyone jumped off of a bridge onto Simo, would you do it too?

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

If everyone jumped off of a bridge onto Simo, would you do it too?

pfft, fuck yeah

Tell me what bridge he's under and I'll tie some cinder blocks to my feet.

RabidRick · Qualificator Joined: 15 Mar 2005 Posts: 28

I want to trip at a furry convention.

That and register for school for the fall....

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 702

I want to trip at a furry convention.

That and register for school for the fall....

There's a furry convention where you live. It's called Necronomicon.

Well it sure as hell seems like it nowadays. >=(