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wtf
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Posted: 12/28/2005 10:28:01 AM     Post subject: Lost Gontercomics Found  

one

two

Enjoy or something.

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Dr. Dos
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Posted: 12/28/2005 5:20:49 PM     Post subject:  

haha Wizards of the Coast.

Oh you crazy Gonterman.
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peppersprayed
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Posted: 12/28/2005 7:32:47 PM     Post subject:  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHH that sucks.
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MagnusSkin
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Posted: 12/28/2005 9:40:04 PM     Post subject:  

WTF, is that a pic of GONTERMAN? What's with the fro on that guy?
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Lim-Dul
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Posted: 12/28/2005 10:22:32 PM     Post subject: Re: Lost Gontercomics Found  

two


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Damn you Gonterman...
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Stoneth
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Posted: 12/28/2005 10:51:20 PM     Post subject:  

Horray for Gonterman comics which take the same plot of the Yu-Gi-Oh show and replace it with Magic: The Gathering.
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peppersprayed
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Posted: 12/28/2005 11:33:51 PM     Post subject: Re: Lost Gontercomics Found  

two


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Damn you Gonterman...


there there man at least he didn't write a comic about Lim-dul the necromancer's journey of sexual discovery

I'm really quite glad there is no MTG porn

we even dodged the furry Ink-Eyes bullet
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Wayd Wolf
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Posted: 12/28/2005 11:36:31 PM     Post subject:  

WTF, is that a pic of GONTERMAN? What's with the fro on that guy?


Think that SNL skit with Hans and Franz...
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RabidRick
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Posted: 12/29/2005 12:25:09 AM     Post subject:  

Does this http://gonterman.kicks-ass.net/ have any affiliation with http://tails.kicks-ass.net ?

Oh well, regardless:

But the powers used by the users of Dominaria's magic....


like.... wtf
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MagnusSkin
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Posted: 12/29/2005 12:36:23 AM     Post subject:  

DOMINARIA OWNS YOU!
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peppersprayed
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Posted: 12/29/2005 12:52:01 AM     Post subject:  

Clearly Gonterman is under the influence of Yawgmoth.
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Squizzle
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Posted: 12/29/2005 8:54:28 AM     Post subject:  

Does this http://gonterman.kicks-ass.net/ have any affiliation with http://tails.kicks-ass.net ?

No. kicks-ass.net is one of those domains that'll give a subdomain to anyone who asks nicely.

(If anyone's wondering about that first site: "cbr" is just a RAR archive renamed to "cbr", you don't have to have a special viewer to open it.)

(EDIT: No wait, actually they took the zip archive and renamed it "cbr", silly people.)
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Lim-Dul
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Posted: 12/29/2005 12:21:54 PM     Post subject:  

As I dive deeper into this mess, I find more material from Yawgmoth Gonterman, http://foxfire.twu.net/planes/

It hurts to read this comic...
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wtf
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Posted: 12/29/2005 1:30:17 PM     Post subject:  

As I dive deeper into this mess, I find more material from Yawgmoth Gonterman, http://foxfire.twu.net/planes/

It hurts to read this comic...


http://foxfire.twu.net/planes/planes0070.gif Seriously, what the hell? Is it Gonter Link (with boobs) eating some dominatrix pussy?


Magic: The Gathering—Planeswalker by David Gonterman, based on the Magic: The Gathering trading card game from Wizards of the Coast. All Magic: The Gathering material © 1982-2003 Wizards of the Coast. All additional material, including characters, storyline, artwork, and incidentals, © 2003 David Gonterman. Wizards of the Coast can have permission to use this title as they see fit with written expression of their desires for the project. All readers are permitted to complete fair use, including fan-inspired artwork and stories.
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Trista
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Posted: 12/29/2005 7:08:38 PM     Post subject:  

Actually, there was a point where he sent one of his stories to Wizards of the Coast for some contest thing. I think it's on his DA account but I'm not sure.

I keep wanting to post something about stuff done by his friend Ivan Mayne the "Enraptia" screen plays make me laugh when I'm not just bored by them. I don't know if anyone would be interested, though.
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Wayd Wolf
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Posted: 12/29/2005 8:25:56 PM     Post subject:  

Does this http://gonterman.kicks-ass.net/ have any affiliation with http://tails.kicks-ass.net ?

No. kicks-ass.net is one of those domains that'll give a subdomain to anyone who asks nicely.

(If anyone's wondering about that first site: "cbr" is just a RAR archive renamed to "cbr", you don't have to have a special viewer to open it.)

(EDIT: No wait, actually they took the zip archive and renamed it "cbr", silly people.)


It is one of the domains offered to DynamicDNS users. Might be a dynamic ip, might be a static one. They have various levels of service.
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peppersprayed
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Posted: 12/29/2005 8:31:45 PM     Post subject:  

As I dive deeper into this mess, I find more material from Yawgmoth Gonterman, http://foxfire.twu.net/planes/

It hurts to read this comic...


http://foxfire.twu.net/planes/planes0070.gif Seriously, what the hell? Is it Gonter Link (with boobs) eating some dominatrix pussy?


Magic: The Gathering—Planeswalker by David Gonterman, based on the Magic: The Gathering trading card game from Wizards of the Coast. All Magic: The Gathering material © 1982-2003 Wizards of the Coast. All additional material, including characters, storyline, artwork, and incidentals, © 2003 David Gonterman. Wizards of the Coast can have permission to use this title as they see fit with written expression of their desires for the project. All readers are permitted to complete fair use, including fan-inspired artwork and stories.


Wow he even got the copyright date wrong.... his comic would have sucked even if his art wasn't some hellish visual nightmare
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wtf
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Posted: 12/29/2005 9:18:40 PM     Post subject:  

Actually, there was a point where he sent one of his stories to Wizards of the Coast for some contest thing. I think it's on his DA account but I'm not sure.

I keep wanting to post something about stuff done by his friend Ivan Mayne the "Entrapnia" screen plays make me laugh when I'm not just bored by them. I don't know if anyone would be interested, though.


Go ahead, let's see.
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Lim-Dul
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Posted: 12/30/2005 12:48:56 AM     Post subject:  

Actually, there was a point where he sent one of his stories to Wizards of the Coast for some contest thing. I think it's on his DA account but I'm not sure.

I keep wanting to post something about stuff done by his friend Ivan Mayne the "Entrapnia" screen plays make me laugh when I'm not just bored by them. I don't know if anyone would be interested, though.


Go ahead, let's see.


http://foxfirestudios.us/planestext.shtml

MAKE HIM STOP!!!
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peppersprayed
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Posted: 12/30/2005 1:02:11 AM     Post subject:  

Actually, there was a point where he sent one of his stories to Wizards of the Coast for some contest thing. I think it's on his DA account but I'm not sure.

I keep wanting to post something about stuff done by his friend Ivan Mayne the "Entrapnia" screen plays make me laugh when I'm not just bored by them. I don't know if anyone would be interested, though.


Go ahead, let's see.


http://foxfirestudios.us/planestext.shtml

MAKE HIM STOP!!!


http://foxfirestudios.us/images/wotcresponse.png

I hate how response letters are never particularly mean spirited.... I guess they still want him to buy their merchandise.
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Moonbeam
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:09:49 AM     Post subject:  

Actually, there was a point where he sent one of his stories to Wizards of the Coast for some contest thing. I think it's on his DA account but I'm not sure.

I keep wanting to post something about stuff done by his friend Ivan Mayne the "Entrapnia" screen plays make me laugh when I'm not just bored by them. I don't know if anyone would be interested, though.


Go ahead, let's see.


http://foxfirestudios.us/planestext.shtml

MAKE HIM STOP!!!


He's so bad I'm embarrassed just looking at it.
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wtf
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Posted: 12/30/2005 10:29:49 AM     Post subject: YOU CAN'T STOP GONTERMAN  

Overheard the troll putting down Kim Possible fan art. I'm not going to validate the moron's existence with a link to him but I will say that he got offended by some of the more romantic pics, and got on his high horse saying how pics like these are corrupting someone's childhood.

I won't say much about the art piece in question because I haven't seen it. But I can say this about the flamer. It's the same one I'd say to any troll: Don't they have better things to do with their lives other than piss on other people. Even those who make fan smut don't do that.

It's a fact of life: Whenever something is put out there that is well received (Kim Possible, Sonic the Hedgehog, Rescue Rangers, Harry Potter) there will be fan works made out of it. People will be using their own imagination to supplement the series, and at times they even go into the Red Light categories. You can't stop X Thousand prospective artists and writers--which could be the creators of the next big series--and I can't understand why some corporations would want to stop it with legal measures (Cease and Desist). If you don't want your fans to do something, why in God's name did you make something that attracts them. Besides, I'd love to have these same fans so these same things to my own projects.

Now then, I will say that there are some artworks that aren't exactly family friendly--'Safe for Work' I believe that the popular line used today--that you wouldn't want to show to your kids. Just make sure they're warning labels in front of them and let them be. Than light a candle instead of curse the darkness, and support the quality and general-audience fan works. I encourage them because of the experience in storywriting and artwork that will prove useful when the artist and writers branch out into original works. Today's fanartist could be tomorrow's answer to Piro-dono, and I hope that some of those in my fave and watch list would end up sprouting off on their own, outside of the fan work area.

It would be a lot better than telling other fans how lame they are.
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Posted: 12/30/2005 12:15:34 PM     Post subject: Re: YOU CAN'T STOP GONTERMAN  

It's a fact of life: Whenever something is put out there that is well received (Kim Possible, Sonic the Hedgehog, Rescue Rangers, Harry Potter) there will be fan works made out of it. People will be using their own imagination to supplement the series, and at times they even go into the Red Light categories. You can't stop X Thousand prospective artists and writers--which could be the creators of the next big series--and I can't understand why some corporations would want to stop it with legal measures (Cease and Desist). If you don't want your fans to do something, why in God's name did you make something that attracts them. Besides, I'd love to have these same fans so these same things to my own projects.


In other words, it's inevitable so you might as well relax and enjoy it. And if you didn't want it, you shouldn't have been slutting around turning guys on, you whore. :evil:

I hate Gonterman.
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EFudd
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Posted: 12/30/2005 6:44:19 PM     Post subject:  

Larger-than-life fanboy
It's a fact of life: Whenever something is put out there that is well received (Kim Possible, Sonic the Hedgehog, Rescue Rangers, Harry Potter) there will be fan works made out of it. People will be using their own imagination to supplement the series, and at times they even go into the Red Light categories. You can't stop X Thousand prospective artists and writers--which could be the creators of the next big series--and I can't understand why some corporations would want to stop it with legal measures (Cease and Desist). If you don't want your fans to do something, why in God's name did you make something that attracts them. Besides, I'd love to have these same fans so these same things to my own projects.


Moonbeam:
In other words, it's inevitable so you might as well relax and enjoy it. And if you didn't want it, you shouldn't have been slutting around turning guys on, you whore.

I hate Gonterman.


I'm pretty sure if you ask around you'll find no one on this forum likes Gonterman.
I'm sure those same creators he referred to have him on the 'special category' list.

EDIT:
I'm pretty sure if you ask around you'll find no one on the internet likes Gonterman.

2nd EDIT:
The United Nations just took a vote; lets deport the fucker to the sun.
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Posted: 12/30/2005 7:40:37 PM     Post subject:  

Stoneth here is David's furiend.

Sorta.
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:30:17 PM     Post subject:  

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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