Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 732

I don't know what this shit is, but it just seems to consist of propaganda against circumcision. Be sure to watch the video, which makes me feel robbed somehow.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

Circumcision is one of those bizarre topics that people are irrationally fanatic about. Even mentioning it will get people screaming at you for being a penis-chopping monster, horribly mutilating your child for life and rendering his penis completely unusable for sex.

All I have to say is, if your circumcized penis is chafing that much, maybe you shouldn't wear such tight pants.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 892

By some strange coinkidink I happened to stumble onto this... =)

Yes it's a Furry site !
And I condemn the foreskin theft! =)

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 678

Dude...

NOT...

SAFE...

FOR...

WORK!!!

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

I concur. Jeeze a warning would have been nice

Now I need to go rinse my eyes in a lemon juice bath

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 420

Too much penis in that video.

I myself have a mutant foreskin, probably frenulum breve :cry:. I guess I should get it treated, but it's never been an obstacle to me.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

OH, YOU MEN AND YOUR PENISES.

Sehvekah · Apocrisiary Joined: 11 Mar 2004 Posts: 47

The only thing funnier than the idiots screaming about their "mutilated" junk are the idiots who act like your kids little johnny will invariably rot and fall off if you don't get it snipped. Seriously, they act as though a flap of skin that evolution saw fit to leave in place is a death sentence, or at the least a one-way, non-stop flight to penis cancer.

We lived for how many million years without running about cutting bits off cuz "gawd said so", and yet, all of a sudden it's "if you don't let a doctor slice at johnnys little frank then you must hate him and want him to die a horrable, painfull and DICKLESS DEATH!

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 892

What what? I dinna see any rude bits in that scribble?
Or.. Ya mean the site where it is isn't safe?

I forgot... since the main page was Ok!

Thorry!

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

Jews started cutting off foreskins for cleanlyness and that is kind of true... if your a lazy bastard who doesn't pull it back and wash down there. Same reason why they don't eat pork... pork rots faster than any animal meat around. If not cooked properly can lead to food poisoning and several forms of diarrhea.

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

I'm cut, and for every nutty Jew or doctor who believes everyone should be cut there is one extremely loud (often faggy) man who is uncut and vehement about how being uncut is the only way to go. They talk about mutiliation, odd cases from a hundred years ago about circumcision leading to complications.

Not worth it, men just obsess over a little non-issue concerning their penis. So what has the relevance of a Seinfeld musing becomes the next abortion among idiot men.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

"And God said, 'Since you're all too dadgum lazy to wash yourselves properly, I'm going to rule that all of your should have the extra skin of yours cut. Your wife's best friend will be less sensitive, but it's a small price to prevent infection. While we're at it, don't eat pork. Don't ask why or how to cook it properly, let's just say it's unclean.' " -Testosterus 4:68

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

I'm so glad women doesn't have to worry about such terrible and life controling things

we just have to worry about getting pregnant...and TSS

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

I'm so glad women doesn't have to worry about such terrible and life controling things

That depends on where you live. <--- work safe but horrendous reading

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

I'm so glad women doesn't have to worry about such terrible and life controling things

That depends on where you live. <--- work safe but horrendous reading

UGH that's scary. Especially the whole clitoridectomy thing. That's horrible!!!! *cringe*

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

I'm so glad women don't have to worry about such terrible and life controling things

That depends on where you live. <--- work safe but horrendous reading

Oh gee thanks >_< That's something I could have lived happily without reading

Urrrrrrgh

But I'm glad no one posed a link to any mpreg or anything to do with the film junior

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Hay guys guess what... Cutting is more than cleanly.

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

Hay guys guess what... Cutting is more than cleanly.

I clicked that link, but then I closed the window after I read the word 'circumcision' in the address

Obscenity · Qualificator Joined: 23 Jul 2004 Posts: 13

foreskin is great. seriously. this is coming from a girl who's been with cut and uncut guys.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

foreskin is great. seriously. this is coming from a girl who's been with cut and uncut guys.

;_;

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 921

Jesus ate my foreskin.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

http://thebricktestament.com/joshua/second_circumcision/jos05_03.html

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 199

http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/massacre_of_jericho/jos06_25.html

This is awesome.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/judges/samson_commits_mass_murder/jg14_03.html on topic