Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

Announcing the new avatar bandwagon. The theme? The American Civil War. Make your avatar into someone involved or at least arround during the time of the Civil War.

It was also suggested that it would be funny if the furries here should use Union avatars while the non-furries should use Confederate avatars. I'm not requiring it, but it would be funny.

For the Union!

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

I got on the bandwagon by falling off the wagon.

Score.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 287

Emancipation Proclamation!~

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 165

HAHA!

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 361

I'm working on it..

This one's up for grabs:

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 702

Fuck you people.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

Fuck. To Kill a Mockingbird took place during the great depression. So much for Atticus Finch.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 547

I hope this is enough.

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

art print sleeve Someone find me a better one

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 142

Shoot. Well, Sherman's already taken. I guess mine will have to do.

Childeatingmonster, please tell me that's a real superhero character.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 287

Someone who hates furries better get John Wilks Booth right now. I swear to God, you can even shoot me. :>

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

the universe of captain confederacy

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 171

Lincoln is already taken, so I had to whip out a variation. It was the only other pic of him I could find. :(

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

How the hell do I civil-war-ify my icon. All the good shit is taken >:(

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

How the hell do I civil-war-ify my icon. All the good shit is taken >:(

Well there is plenty of source material here, here and here. But I suppose if you can't find something, you can always go Miguel's route and dress your avatar in Union gear. That would be cute.

EDIT: Brownie points to the first person to use a Robert E. Lee or Jefferson Davis avatar.

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

How the hell do I civil-war-ify my icon. All the good shit is taken >:(

yo.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 287

How the hell do I civil-war-ify my icon. All the good shit is taken >:(

Make an icon from any of these and you can be the man who killed Lincoln. :O

Also, I shot Batman with an AK-47. RATA-TAT-TAT!

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Also, I shot Batman with an AK-47. RATA-TAT-TAT!

Like six months from now, someone is going to be reading this, that flash will be old meme and/or they won't understand what you just said at all.

Then again, we'll all have different avatars anyway, so that'll just confuse the fuck outta everyone...

Sheath bush tailhole knot.

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

could someone find me a pic of C.J Trahan?

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

OH, so if we're not furry we wear grey. I better fix this avatar.
Why does this remind me of that valley in, "Good, bad, and the Ugly"?

How the hell do I civil-war-ify my icon. All the good shit is taken >

Would there be anything wrong with having a, "Daisy Duke" character?
Maybe you'll get it right compared with what Jessica Simpson tried to do.

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

FRUMPY QUEEN SMASH

Yeah, because history lessons are shit in this country I know next to nothing about the civil war. But I do know Queen Victoria was on the throne at the time and it does well to stay patriotic. Yay for frumpy Queens!

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

I ought to be using a Union avatar, but I absolutely had to use this statue of Nathan Bedford Forrest. I HAD to. This is the ugliest fucking statue ever. And it's right next to I-65 so you can't not look at it if you want to go anywhere.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

WELL, I TRIED. But I can't draw uniforms for shit...but I reckoned as long as its civil war-ESQUE, I could get away with it.
So I 'dressed up' my character as...well...
Yeah.
Leave it to me to have the most blatantly offensive avatar here.

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 165

FRUMPY QUEEN SMASH

Yeah, because history lessons are shit in this country I know next to nothing about the civil war. But I do know Queen Victoria was on the throne at the time and it does well to stay patriotic. Yay for frumpy Queens!

*Wonders if any of the Americans are smart enough to get his "joke", but he doubts it.*

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Leave it to me to have the most blatantly offensive avatar here.

Oh lordy masteh! :o

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

There sure is a lot of bearded men on the forum now...

Hand over those brownie points, Stoneth!

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 670

FAR TOO MUCH BEARDAGE

Oh the irony

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

I'm not amused

*wonders if Barry Scott will get that one ;) *

Beauty of Nature · Venter Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 246

My avatar symbolizes the Triumph of the north.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

Cute avatar, Captain Cowgirl. Now where are my waf... Oh, wait. Union.

Paul, consider those brownie points yours.

I hadn't considered the vast ammount of beardage that this bandwagon would produce, but it does make it all the more amusing. :lol:

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

FRUMPY QUEEN SMASH

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. /

Whole tray of brownies should to Beauty of Nature for, "Triumph of the North". That is so fucking awesome. :)
With all the old, bearded, white men for avatars you'd think it was a "Bones" meeting

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 732

Mine doesn't have a beard.

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

Thats cool Guy, whos he supposed to be?

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 143

Where the white wummen at?

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 732

Thats cool Guy, whos he supposed to be?

J.W. Booth.

Where the white wummen at?

There are no women on the Internet.

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

Where the white wummen at?

Yooohoooo! ;D

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 420

I'ma use Stonewall Jackson, because while I'm closely related to a Union general that nobody's heard of (and who committed suicide while a teacher at West Point! Yay!), I'm not a furry.

NOT A FURRY.

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

I'ma use Stonewall Jackson, because while I'm closely related to a Union general that nobody's heard of (and who committed suicide while a teacher at West Point! Yay!), I'm not a furry.

NOT A FURRY.

Both of us appear to be looking at the same thing...wonder what it is

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 95

I so wanted to use the Histeria! toon version of General "Pee-Wee" Sherman, but darnit, I can't find any pics from that episode.

So off I go to sketch something.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Where the white wummen at?

I DONT KNOW BUT YOU CAN POUR YOUR MAPLE SYRUP ON MY WAFFLES ANYTIME

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

this thread is making me hot

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 420

I'ma use Stonewall Jackson, because while I'm closely related to a Union general that nobody's heard of (and who committed suicide while a teacher at West Point! Yay!), I'm not a furry.

NOT A FURRY.

Both of us appear to be looking at the same thing...wonder what it is

Judging from the expressions on their faces, a particularly amusing daguerrotype or a slave dancing in the nude.

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

I DONT KNOW BUT YOU CAN POUR YOUR MAPLE SYRUP ON MY WAFFLES ANYTIME

Yes'em ma'am, I would like to drench 'dem waffles in my hot sticky maple syrup!

Jus as long I get mys rent paid ons Friday.

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 113

Consider this bandwagon jumped on.

Go go Jefferson Davis. Deploy Robo-rebel helicopter and laser eye beams.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 287

This is just a clever ploy to trick the dumb furries into thinking we are a civil war reenactment forum. :>

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 251

The worst union genral in the war. Burnside.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

This is just a clever ploy to trick the dumb furries into think we are a civil war reenactment forum. :>

You mean we're not?
WELL SHIT.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

Where the white wummen at?

Frederick Douglas did not speak in such a crude manner!

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 113

This is just a clever ploy to trick the dumb furries into think we are a civil war reenactment forum. :>

You mean we're not?
WELL SHIT.

Lies, all lies. Its time to re-enact the attack on fort Sumter. Quickly now, we must get started on assembling the GIANT STEAM POWERED AUTOMATIC FIGHTING MAN.

Go go robo rebel!

I fight for states rights... BEEP BOOP DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE? PAK CHOOIE

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

Lies, all lies. Its time to re-enact the attack on fort Sumter. Quickly now, we must get started on assembling the GIANT STEAM POWERED AUTOMATIC FIGHTING MAN.

Go go robo rebel!

I fight for states rights... BEEP BOOP DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE? PAK CHOOIE

Oh please, that's a crap non-stair-climbing robot

PHEER

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 143

Where the white wummen at?

Frederick Douglas did not speak in such a crude manner!

Considering all the action I'm getting on with the queen and that dog prostitute mayby he should have. Although now I have a horrible mental image of old dead people having sex with a dog.

Frederick would approve. Now, I wants some watermelon.