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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 11/14/2004 3:34:36 PM
Post subject: Who would win in a fight? |
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Who do you think would win in a fight?
Bruce Lee
Film legend and man behind the groundbreaking martial arts style Jeet-Kune-Do.
Muhammad Ali
Social activist and history's greatest heavyweight boxing champion.
Andre the Giant
7'4" and 500 lbs. world wrestling entertainer and that big guy from the movie The Princess Bride.
Wayd Wolf
Our own straight-shootin' ex-furry badass and self-proclaimed sociopath.
Cast your vote now! |
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MagKnightX
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Posted: 11/14/2004 4:09:29 PM
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| Definitely Bruce Lee... nobody, I mean NOBODY, can beat a little Asian guy. |
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Dogthing
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Posted: 11/14/2004 5:34:16 PM
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| Anddre the giant because he's huge like an xbox |
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BAliBASE
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Joined: 22 Oct 2004
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Posted: 11/14/2004 7:15:11 PM
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| Bruce Lee would win because he's already dead, so he'd have fight as a zombie. Think about that - he's a zombie who knows Kung Fu. Unbeatable. |
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Rankin
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Posted: 11/14/2004 8:27:29 PM
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Andre. If for nothing else thsan his lucrative acting career.
...he has quite a bit of charm! |
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Wayd Wolf
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Posted: 11/14/2004 11:18:15 PM
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:roll:
Yawn. |
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creature
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Posted: 11/15/2004 6:58:10 AM
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| Andre. Good grappler will always win against a good striker. |
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M0us3_Zero
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Posted: 11/15/2004 7:46:16 AM
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This is simple. Bruce F'N Lee.
Of all the martial artists ever born, Bruce Lee was a true master of his own art.
He'd floor everyone in that poll. Including Wayd. |
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Gargoyle
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Posted: 11/17/2004 5:45:14 AM
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Bruce Lee would win because he's already dead, so he'd have fight as a zombie. Think about that - he's a zombie who knows Kung Fu. Unbeatable.
It's like Liu Kang in the new Mortal Kombat. Plus, he can fight as A GHOST. Or something. |
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Shmeckopolis
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Posted: 11/17/2004 10:15:25 AM
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Bruce Lee. Why?
Because Jeet Kune Doe > all y'all's street fightin' swingin' yo fists don't know how ta fight worth shee-ot buuuuuuullSHEEEEEIIIIT!
Word. |
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creature
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Posted: 11/17/2004 10:54:15 AM
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Bruce Lee. Why?
Because Jeet Kune Doe > all y'all's street fightin' swingin' yo fists don't know how ta fight worth shee-ot buuuuuuullSHEEEEEIIIIT!
Word.
Andre. Again, a good grappler will always kick the shit out of a great striker. |
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Quantum Coyote
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Posted: 11/17/2004 1:24:39 PM
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| I'm no fan of (ehem) Professional Wrestling but I doubt Andre could be hit in many places besides the nads and possibly the neck/face that is really gonna hurt. Yaya I know, pressure points, critical strike areas, but theres still going to be an extra layer of blubber under those sites as well. Lee (or Wayde for that matter) had better hit hard and hit smart or he's going to find himself at the mercy of all that sheer weight. I would rather see Lee win, but damn if I'm not gonna be realistic because this is a matter of great CONSEQUENCE |
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The New Meat
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Posted: 11/19/2004 9:48:25 AM
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| Oh for Christ's sake, people. Obviously Wayd would win. Have you seen his hat? He's a BADASS. |
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mouse
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Posted: 11/20/2004 2:12:06 AM
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Wayd Wolf came in,
I got my cards
We sat down for a game
I cut my deck to the queen of spades
- but the cards were all the same
Don't murder me
I beg ya - You don't murder me
Plee-ease, dont murder me
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Rankin
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Posted: 11/20/2004 3:23:58 AM
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