Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Gargoyle · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 91

Some of my quick estimates:

- KAK is propably weighing more then Ebon, and is also pretty tough and a pretty Pretty Pretty Princess.

- Ebon is hardened with his years, weeks or minutes of running naked outdoors on the cold nights, howling.

- Ebon would get "a backup" of his pack of Internet zoophile psychopaths - some of them known to talk about killing a man once.

- Worse yet, he would show up with the neferious KYLEN MILES!

- However, KAK would come with her Navy SEAL fiance and her recent clone, the Canadian military Artificial Nonintelligence project.

- If KAK would starts talking, chances are Ebon's head would explode.

- KAK would attempt to bible-bash Ebon to death with a "go damn Bible!" attack.

- Ebon would trace a picture of KAK being raped to death by a "Wolf", which incidentelly is her own dear Siberian Husky.

- KAK would claim the picture was stolen form her own she drew many years ago (even before Kylen Miles first came online), and then counter with a dreaded "LAWSUITE!!" attack.

- Ebon would start humping Wolf and/or "sacrafice himself", leaving himself open to the unbeatable "KIMMAUGH SMASH!!!"

- KAK would eventually get hungry and swallow Ebon Lupus whole.

Also:
Possibility is, the universe would implode if these two ever met.

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 466

Wayd Wolf is destroyer of worlds. He would crush them both like bugs!

Gargoyle · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 91

Oh well. I fucking screwed-up the poll and don't know how to make this thing fixed back. Yay for me.

Anyway, I must say I'm not expert about Ebon Lupus.
Jamboody, would you tell something more about a possible fighting tactics/chances of this fine gentleman?

ZenZhu · Needs to get out more Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 897

Other - Gonterman: He'd just keep blipping back to a universe where he never died and, thanks to the help of some schoolgirl andriod kunoichi, would travel back to the fray in a Capsule Corp. time machine and bring along his Sonic buddies to distract the others' backups by humping their legs while he blew them away with a katana-mounted handgun. And then the babes would be all over him, because he's Gonterman.

Paul · Venter Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 297

And then the babes would be all over him, because he's Gonterman.

Having babes merely all over is for amateurs. Gonterman's got his very own furry babe (ugh) around him. Remember Scarlet, the living fursuit?

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 370

My vote goes to Kimmaugh cause I'm almost convinced she's a very smart gorilla.

ZenZhu · Needs to get out more Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 897

Remember Scarlet, the living fursuit?

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Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 563

This doesn't even rate a full yawn.

Gargoyle · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 91

Other - Gonterman: He'd just keep blipping back to a universe where he never died and, thanks to the help of some schoolgirl andriod kunoichi

Oh well.

And this is the trade pic. "GonterFox."

And my question is: did Gonterman EVER drew a different-looking eyes? (I don't think so.)

M0us3_Zero · Venter Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 278

Wayd Wolf 1.0

Why? Because he's backed by the WHOLE F'N Show. M0us3_Zero. Not that the great one needs help. But, I'd rather back a winner. Ya dig?

Rankin · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 891

They'd be allies. They'd probably share dogfucking techniques.

Jamboody · Recusant Joined: 22 Nov 2004 Posts: 10

KAK would be an easy winner over Ebon in all fronts.

-Ebon recently had heart surgery. Don't forget about his "weak genetics" either.

-I have yet to see a picture of Ebon, but sources tell me he is a fat beardo. KAK probably beats him in the weight department though.

-He recently admitted on PoE that he has an incontince problem from having a dog fuck him up the ass all these years. Though the stench could possibly be used as a weapon, he'll probably just shit himself upon initial viewing of Kimmaugh.

-In the case of an "intellectual" discussion KAK would win because Ebon tends to get frustrated, call opponent a "fuckwit" and leave. If he ever walked away from a KAK conversation, it would be the sanest thing he's ever done in his sad little life.

-Could possibly tag-team with croney "Snowolf" Their combined power of insanity would trump KAK's semi-retarded abilities.

Ebonlupus really needs an information page like KAK. It would be both funny and terrifying at the same time. (Unlike his personal pages, which are only terrifying) He just blew another fuse at Sheezyart, good times, good times...

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 462

WHOEVER WINS

WE LOSE

Paul · Venter Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 297

I was reading the thread, expecting harmless humourous comments, came across this:

-He recently admitted on PoE that he has an incontince problem from having a dog fuck him up the ass all these years.

... and spat coffee all over the computer screen. :cry:

ZenZhu · Needs to get out more Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 897

-Ebon recently had heart surgery. Don't forget about his "weak genetics" either.

For someone who hates his own species so much and would be honored to be eaten by wolves, he sure does a lot to perpetuate his own existence in his ugly, powerless furless shell.

Dr. Dos · Qualificator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 33

*some pretty pictures*

Who doesn't hate Uncle Sam?

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 370

-Ebon recently had heart surgery. Don't forget about his "weak genetics" either.

For someone who hates his own species so much and would be honored to be eaten by wolves, he sure does a lot to perpetuate his own existence in his ugly, powerless furless shell.

True, but our minds are our greatest weapon. We have treatment for many diseases. Our inventions and ingenuity have made up for the majority of our frailties. If a wolf breaks it's leg in the wild, it will die. A Person can be healed.

While we're exploring space, wolves are sniffing their own asses. Wolves lack the capacity to use tools, wolves don't have thumbs or a language... BUT THEY'RE MAJESTIC. THAT MEAN THEY BETTER. Or not.

I wish these idiots wishing they were animals would realize how good they have it.

Presea · Recusant Joined: 14 Nov 2004 Posts: 19

It's funny how guys like EbonLupus scream that they hate hyoomans so much, yet endow animals with human properties. And how wolves/cats/whatnot are superior...It's like they forget that a human's intelligence and opposable thumbs are useful.

I voted EbonLupus because his vore fantasies, bestiality, and "hyoomans suxxors" and "being eaten by a wolf is honorable" philosophies can beat even Kimmaugh's complete lack of brains and zealous ART THEFT problems.

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 370

<...>I voted EbonLupus because his vore fantasies, bestiality, and "hyoomans suxxors" and "being eaten by a wolf is honorable" philosophies can beat even Kimmaugh's complete lack of brains and zealous ART THEFT problems.

But wouldn't she have to even have the faintest idea of what he was talking about for it to affect her? You have an insane person (Ebon) trying to mentally wear down a fool that probably wont understand him, just like everyone else (Kim). And then there's the possibility of Ebon shitting himself/having a heart attack.

Facts about the Kimmaugh:
• It is rumored to be a subspecies of Gorilla.
• It is a mammal.
• Likes Road Rovers.
• Very hairy.
• It relentlessly gives a call of "Arrrrrr-theft"
• It's horrible grammar can cause severe brain damage after just brief exposure.
• It is scary.

Luckily for us, there is only one in existance.

SLaitila · Prattler Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 197

Wayd is the winner, because Groat shot Kimmaugh, Ebon and Gonterman,

Shmeckopolis · Venter Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 234

My vote goes to Keister, for two reasons...

One, her last name is similar to keester, the term for butt, and butts are always funny when you're inebriated.

Two, she has the Go Go Damn Damn Action Bible.

Gargoyle · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 91

Facts about the Kimmaugh:
• It is rumored to be a subspecies of Gorilla.
• It is a mammal.
• Likes Road Rovers.
• Very hairy.
• It relentlessly gives a call of "Arrrrrr-theft"
• It's horrible grammar can cause severe brain damage after just brief exposure.
• It is scary.

Luckily for us, there is only one in existance.

I'm afraid you're wrong... very wrong.

But the fact remains: there are TWO crazy Kim Keisters running around out there, gaming up their panties, farting, and purchasing O. rings from unsuspecting foriegeners.

The end surely must be here.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 310

I found a third Kimmugh! =)

"I GET YUO ME PRETTY!!1 - ADN YUOR LITTEL DOGYE TOO!!!111"

SLaitila · Prattler Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 197