Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

In the spirit of that family of zoo creatures doujinshi that Skunkfuckers Inc. or whoever posted a while back, I give you: FISH HENTAI

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

wow , fish hentai...

I think the weirdest part is that the whole thing could possibly be considered worksafe - so long as your supervisor didnt read the thing in depth

Im pretty well fucked right now , but I can only barely understand whats going on in this comic.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Jesus fucking Christ.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

I think the most disturbing part is when the teenage boy fish tells his teacher "No Sensei, you are the one who is bad!" and that it's her fault that he attacked her because she's so attractive, if only because it's a glimpse into messed up real life Japanese ideas about women and sexuality.

You know, when you said "fish hentai" I was expecting something along the lines of Fish Police fanart or the mascot from pureyiff.com, not actual fucking fish :?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

I think the most disturbing part is when the teenage boy fish tells his teacher "No Sensei, you are the one who is bad!" and that it's her fault that he attacked her because she's so attractive, if only because it's a glimpse into messed up real life Japanese ideas about women and sexuality.

This I agree with... and hjave found a program to recover my "Queer as Folk" uncut eps from a CDR I accidently fucked up the TOC on.

...god, Hal Sparks needs a spanking so bad.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

And yet one wonders why more furries don't see themselves as salmon in hyooman bodies.

I'm not quite sure whether to be weirded out or highly amused because I'm feeling a bit of both. Lolol! Tehy diee ov teh esezx!

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 327

That is NO. That is so very NO.

Bad monkies! Very bad monkies!

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweet Jesus. I don't care what anyone says I'm never going to Japan now.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

It's obviously supposed to be funny. In some... strange 'wtf' kind of way.

I'm not really sickened or amused by it, it just kinda makes me scratch my head.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

It's obviously supposed to be funny. In some... strange 'wtf' kind of way.

I'm not really sickened or amused by it, it just kinda makes me scratch my head.

Seconded. I assume it's a parody of porn comics... but it's just too damn weird to actually be funny.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Where'd the hole in the floor come from?

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

You know, when you said "fish hentai" I was expecting something along the lines of Fish Police fanart or the mascot from pureyiff.com, not actual fucking fish :?

Now theres a concept. Fish Police slash ... I'd like to think no ones done it yet, but maybe I should know better by now ?

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

I think the most disturbing part is when the teenage boy fish tells his teacher "No Sensei, you are the one who is bad!" and that it's her fault that he attacked her because she's so attractive, if only because it's a glimpse into messed up real life Japanese ideas about women and sexuality.

I don't think it's just the Japanese that think like this.

Quantum Coyote · Venter Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 221

I think the most disturbing part is when the teenage boy fish tells his teacher "No Sensei, you are the one who is bad!" and that it's her fault that he attacked her because she's so attractive, if only because it's a glimpse into messed up real life Japanese ideas about women and sexuality.

I don't think it's just the Japanese that think like this.

Noooo, but are you willing to consider that female subjugation is a fact that it is ingrained deeply in the culture and is the rule, not the exception?

AAARGHH, JAPAN IS NOT THE FRICKING SHINING CITY ON THE HILL, PEOPLE!

(Paid for by the Quantum Coyotes for Realistic Japanese Appreciation Society.)

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Like any other culture, it has its points of merit, and its practices that would probably benefit its people if those practices became obscure. When I was in college, I knew some exchange students from Japan. It was interesting to hear what they liked about America in contrast to Japan. For example, the folks that think it's the greatest nation on Earth are quick to cite their politeness. However, these kids didn't like how you didn't always know if the politeness was from genuine mutual respect, or simply because they had to observe customs. They liked how you "know where you stand with other people." to use their words.

Of course, I think Americans are little too free with their opinions of you. A certain amount of social distance, to me, is nice... as opposed to the fellow my wife saw in the mall this weekend that sat next to another guy and just started chatting him up like he was his best friend. His opening line was something to the effect of, "Boy it's nice to sit. It'd be even better if Ah had a beer.... huh? Huh? Eh?" Still, between the two, I think I'd rather have to periodically blow off some uncouth lout than be sitting across from someone being civil to me, and not knowing if they, in fact, hated my guts.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

What I hate the most is people in pubs coming to sit in your table and shoving their opinions in yer face. Like one guy who sits next to me and our synth player and starts talking how pot is the best thing in the world.

Quantum Coyote · Venter Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 221

What I hate the most is people in pubs coming to sit in your table and shoving their opinions in yer face. Like one guy who sits next to me and our synth player and starts talking how pot is the best thing in the world.

Well he WAS correct, about pot.. What sort of band are you in, what d'you play?

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Industrial metal, bass and vocals. I'd describe it as a thrashy version of spineshank with really dance-like synths.

Anyway, what opinion would he bear, his motive was debate-fishing.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Not to stray back to the subject of this thread or anything but i have no doubt that there are defenitely fools in japan that think this fish smut and egg spewing money shot business is the hottest thing since astro boy hentai, cuz i went to japan and had the opportunity/morbid curiosity to go into a japanese porn shop and there was a rubber fish in the...marital aids section right next to a tentacle toy with "slimy gel" lubricant.

Chris Baird · Prattler Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 140

Not to stray back to the subject of this thread or anything but i have no doubt that there are defenitely fools in japan that think this fish smut and egg spewing money shot business is the hottest thing since astro boy hentai

The Condom shop in Brisbane had those too. (Love Giraffe, Love Pandas, Love Dolphins, ...)

Seriously, trying to see this as anything other than satire isn't called for...

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

wherez the love sea urchin at? or the love loaded 9mm?