Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Well, for starters, she seems to be just as tough as Wayd and/or Groat.
Also, she's white and they both sure love the boobies.

Her furry name is French K'tae and she's a "dominatrix cat and mistress of wolf guy here", "5' 9" and a natural 42DD".

She is a a black furred cat woman with blonde hair, a body that could stop my truck any day, and in the fictional world, an interstellar bounty-hunter turned rebel.

Thanks Wayd. Post pictures.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

If that's real, I ain't impressed with teh boobage.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Why?

Why aren't I impressed with the boobage? Cos I'm no slouch in a boobage department myself so big whoop.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Why?

Why aren't I impressed with the boobage? Cos I'm no slouch in a boobage department myself so big whoop.

But are you married to a furry, too? I think this was the Wayd's whole point.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Why?

Why aren't I impressed with the boobage? Cos I'm no slouch in a boobage department myself so big whoop.

But are you married to a furry, too? I think this was the Wayd's whole point.

No but my boyfriend is pretty much one and I am an anthro artist. Guess I'm a real exception.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

Why aren't I impressed with the boobage? Cos I'm no slouch in a boobage department myself so big whoop.

Uh oh! You know what this means?

POST PIX

Back on topic, Wayd's wife also enjoys Courage the Cowardly Dog as revealed by this google groups search for "Wayd wolf wife furry," which also, incidentally, reveals the AWFUL, AWFUL NONSENSICAL TRUTH OF WAYD WOLF in this TOOLONGDIDN'TREAD POST!!!!11!!!

http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.fan.furry/browse_thread/thread/f8b182638309dcb1/a62b2d7e0248f51d?q=%22wayd+wolf%22+wife+furry&_done=%2Fgroups%3Fq%3D%22wayd+wolf%22+wife+furry%26qt_s%3DSearch+Groups%26&_doneTitle=Back+to+Search&&d#a62b2d7e0248f51d

So it follows..

Free Masons -->Bavarian Illuminati--> The Vatican --> New World Order --> World-banking Jews --> Roswell Aliens --> Escaped Argentinan Nazis --> International Communist Party --> Gay agenda --> Black Helicopters --> El Chupacabra --> The Jackalope --> Wayd Wolf

HE'S BEHIND IT ALLLLLLLL!!!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE

But could it be this isn't OUR Wayd? How could our beloved Wayd be at the center of such a nefarious conspiracy?? Surely this must be some sinister doppelganger

Don't spend all your time on the net. I spend a lot of time studying and
watching the stock market and so on and... I'M FUCKING MARRIED so what's
your excuse single furry boys? I sleep with my date every night. You need to
get one, so get thee into the light of day streetside and learn to be a
human and not a hamster or squid or whatever it is you think you are. I
happen to have nice long canines and a tendency to growl and roar by
nature's grace, not because I chose to. You should have seen my sister's
face when I let her have a good roar during a childhood fight over
twenty-five years ago.

Oh, wait, never mind!

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DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Why aren't I impressed with the boobage? Cos I'm no slouch in a boobage department myself so big whoop.

Uh oh! You know what this means?

POST PIX

If I had a camera I would consider it :P but alas no camera.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

If I had a camera I would consider it :P but alas no camera.

Invalid excuse! Just go to the nearest photo-automat!

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

If I had a camera I would consider it :P but alas no camera.

Invalid excuse! Just go to the nearest photo-automat!

How about I'm absolutely broke right now? Literally I have no money :( I lack camera, film, money to pay for developing costs. So sorry. But no can do right now.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

I saw on BBC world... tis £3, 50 atta airport photomat! =) Can't be more at any other place!

In the booth and up with the shirt! =)

Or seek out the closest body double from the net! =)

Mitch .. wire her the money! =D

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Give me a little time :P at the mo I've got £6 to last me until after christmas that includes buying bread, milk and other stuff. I'll see what I can do about showing off teh boobies.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Ya know, there is a fine line between a running joke and being outright malicious. Let it go.

Christ, you know things are at a sad state when I have to play the "community conscience".

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Ya know, there is a fine line between a running joke and being outright malicious. Let it go.

Christ, you know things are at a sad state when I have to play the "community conscience".

Well it probably doesn't help that wayd's so stiff necked about it. I mean we've all got our own quirks, we can't really laugh at furry dumb if we can't laugh at ourselves, thats the whole problem with furries, they take everything so damn seriously.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

Ya know, there is a fine line between a running joke and being outright malicious. Let it go.

Christ, you know things are at a sad state when I have to play the "community conscience".

I second the petition.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Thirded. Give it a rest you schmucks.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Fourthed. It's one thing to tease Wayd about his self-proclaimed bad-assedness and assertion that he's married to Aphrodite herself. It's another to hunt down posts and map out references in the same way one might do for Quozl, Kimmaugh, or Erik Mouse. Let the poor woman be. She has enough woes lugging around those two cannonballs.

And she is married to Wayd for chrissake. Don't you think that's enough suffering? (just ribbin' ya :wink: )

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Fifthed.
Fivethed.
Fffthiv.
Fthagn.

FIVED... I guess.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Sixthed, for the same reasons Zen Zhu mentioned.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Seventhed, because I have nothing else to do.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Gheyth!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Nein! Er, I mean nineth.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Teh... TEHTH!

Anyway,
They wed at Anthrocon!

How sweet is this?

OK, Wayd. No need for pictures now, thank you Internet.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 679

PART THE FIRST:
Some people never learn. They never seem to grasp anything I am saying to them. They cynically make the worst assumptions fitting their own diseased psyches and in the end, like a self-fulfilling prophecy, become or do what I warned of.

Long after I am gone from your existance, when I'm laid back on a dock in a lounge chair holding a fishing line with no hook on the end and a hat over my face with a half finished beer next to me trying to continue my path towards the ultimate suspension between apathy and indifference, with a permanent Jimmy Buffet cheeseburger in paradise thing going in my head, you'll still be going on your merry way without learning a damn thing.

Until you meet the one person who doesn't make a distinction about caring about someone before they care WHAT they say and they simply flatten you into something resembling roadkill. Because you thought you were funny by making personal attacks and fucking with them. Because you thought you were such hot shit you could say anything you wanted. Because you ignored the warning I and probably ten dozen other people have made to you about fucking with other people.

The same warning I've made to furries forever now. Since well before Columbine. About how getting other people hot and bothered, spreading ill will, pissing people off, attacking them, messing with their emotions, is a bad thing. Even worse when you do it with the Nietzsche Internet Superman Syndrome (what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, therefore you're Hulk like because you can insult people on the other side of the globe electronically and get away with it... for now).

Maybe it is the fact that the men of my family have been blue collar workers and ground pounding military grunts for three centuries now and we've got that ability to teach out kids not to be stupid down pat. Maybe it is because I bothered to listen. Maybe it is because I'm observant. Whatever the reason is, I know not to keep on making personal attacks on people whose capabilities and tendencies are not guaranteed or even known even though I've survived down in the dirt scraps with people you wouldn't want to meet in sunlight never mind a dark alley. Doesn't mean I have a deathwish or desire to mix it up. Much better for longevity, and no shame or cowardice in it, to be laid back and NOT look for trouble.

Keep on keeping on with the bullshit kids. You've been warned. If you're still dense enough to take this as a threat from me to you, then you're too dense to grasp how much you're acting like furries at this point. However, I will mourn when I hear someone named Gargoyle or whatever on the Internet was reduced to Alpo-like consistancy in a bar because they mouthed off to the wrong person or got some thin-skinned and action prone person on the net to look them up and come calling.

Today you've utterly failed to get Wayd Wolf pissed enough to get going in a fight. Tomorrow, you'll probably succeed with getting someone else who will. As Smith would say, "not impossible... inevitable." For the inevitable results, refer to your local newspaper's police blotter.

I will raise that half-drank beer to your memory at sunset and regret that I never could get across to you one damn thing. I really will, and that is the truly ironic shame of it.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

tl;dr

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

I would kill you for this, but I won't.

Thanks, Wayd.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 679

PART THE SECOND:
Regarding acting like furries, I covered one of the major points already above.

But, there's the idiocy of being nondescript, so-so people, who probably would not land the cover of the model magazines of the second, and making shallow value judgements about others based on looks alone not as a jest anymore, but rather really holding to it as a core attribute.

FURRIES DO THAT. They get fat and slovenly, or skinny to the point of being a candidate for anorexia treatment, on top of being nothing to write home about if they were physically fit, and then have the audacity to cast stones at others based on their looks.

Gee, seems fucking familiar. Seems like what is done around here constantly. Like with my wife. Plush-She. etc.

You are so very lucky that your parents did not share your fault and make such superficial decisions. Your father would have died alone without ever having sired you less because he turned down every woman as being insufficiently gorgeous based on those flimsy standards than because with such an attitude, women found him to be totally unworthy of their attention.

My wife is beautiful because A)she IS good looking and B)I love her which is something some of you cannot seem to grasp. Probably because love involves committment. And duty. And maturity. The kind of thing that involves forgiving people when they act evil and nasty to you and turning the other cheek and forgiving them and continuing to see the good possibilities and potentials in them. Not things likely understond by people who make out personal attacks to be FUN.

Some of you would be blessed by G-d to come near my wife. Or within ten feet of Plush. Or some of the other women you've savaged with mean-spirited remarks as if you were Leonardo DiCaprio and had Playboy babes on your arms.

If you haven't learned that women find men sexy for their treatment of them more than their bodies, you will never get anywhere and never get anyone in your life any less superficial than yourself. And if you don't find women beautiful for more than their resemblance to the stable of sluts at Vivid Video, then you deserve what you get from the female side of the species.

Suffice to say, some of you are approaching metastable superheavies for denseness. So repeating myself with ever more simplistic explanations of my veiled and subtle points is an exercise in futility. I thought more of you were smarter than that. I guess I was wrong.

Yet again I will repeat this. Too many here are acting exactly like furries. And I think you know what that gets you in life.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

FURRIES DO THAT.

Sorry, Wayd. I was being like a Leni Riefenstahl of a Party Party.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 679

I would kill you for this, but I won't.

Thanks, Wayd.

I hate it when people make it so blatant that they are no better than furry problem children. It takes all the fun out of it. There's no challenge.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Wayd...

Take a frigging chill pill already. We've heard it all before and it's getting boring. Most of us don't care how bad ass you claim to be, bearing in mind that online any one of us could say we're anything ie I could say I'm fraggin aphrodite herself, I'm hardly that but I'm hardly ugly either.

It's a goddamn internet message board for christsakes, nobody really needed to have how damn lucky you think you are shoved down their throats. We're not furries, we do not need you parading your wife/how big and tough you think you are around like you're trying to be some almighty ghod we should try to emulate.

You have failed to impress me because you forgot one thing to take into account what those of us who haven't boasted that much may be holding back. To be honest you're the one who sounds like a furry to me running around talking about how strong you are about what you've been through, about how wonderful your wife is, I don't need to hear how fucking perfect your life is, just get on with it. :roll:

I might boast about my artwork but I have other strengths I don't need to boast about because I don't care about that sort of talk because if someone finds out about that side of me it's usually to their detriment.

In summary, Wayd, no-one cared initially aside from some minor ribbing but you made it teh big issue by running around pulling teh drama, in short we gave you the rope and you hung yourself. Just like any furry.

Quantum Coyote · Venter Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 221

PART THE SECOND:
Regarding acting like furries, I covered one of the major points already above.

But, there's the idiocy of being nondescript, so-so people, who probably would not land the cover of the model magazines of the second, and making shallow value judgements about others based on looks alone not as a jest anymore, but rather really holding to it as a core attribute.

Yet again I will repeat this. Too many here are acting exactly like furries. And I think you know what that gets you in life.

Wayd, what the *FUCK*? I just got to this thread, and until I got to your two rants, I was tottally on the side of 'let the dude and his wife be'. But seriously, you sound like a basket case. Just the fact that you are always referring to 'furries' as 'THEM' while being a flaming furry yourself warrents further investigation into your world. If it's up on the net and it's not behind a password etc., it's fair game buddy. It's not like somebody did a background check on you and found out that you have a wife and is now stalking her. You fucking hold her right up in front of yourself all the time! Also all this talk about being so secure makes you look very INsecure. Why do you feel the need to continually reaffirm online the fact that you have a wife? Congradufuckinlations, every person is different and every couple is different, the fact that you have a wife really says nothing about you and certainly is no guarentee that you now have amazing powers of fandom observation from your tall, tall tower from which you love to talk down upon anybody who walks by. Wake up, your fucking locked in that tower buddy, and there is only one way out: humility and compassion for others.

Peace and Love,
QC

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

To continue this thread I must state that I am the uncrowned king of heavy metal.

Quantum Coyote · Venter Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 221

To continue this thread I must state that I am the uncrowned king of heavy metal.

Ok, what is it... you pull a gig or something? Or have been hittin' that white columbian powder again?

Hey, any thoughts on Dimebag? I feel really bad for the audience at that show, can you imagine what five bullets does to a human face? Time for post-traumatic stress disorder

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Probably the white powder, until I realized it was flour.

Dimebag was a tragedy. Nearly every finnish headbanger have been lighting candles and playing their old Pantera records over and over. It kind of makes it even more morbid that Dime was shot the same day as John Lennon.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Sure is a lot of hate going on around here, especially from Wayd.

As for Dimebag, I never heard of him (them?) until now. I'm surprised the shooter managed to get a gun in there.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Dimebag was a tragedy. Nearly every finnish headbanger have been lighting candles and playing their old Pantera records over and over. It kind of makes it even more morbid that Dime was shot the same day as John Lennon.

Oh. Now you're going to be one of those "DEATH METAL WANNABEES AND LENNON IS GOD' folks, huh? Well, Wayd'll beat you up - but not if I get to you first.

...get drunk with Donny and Nimbl - I need mroe crazy fuckers calling me drunker than shit at 9am.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

He's no wannabe. He looks like a heavymetal monster! =D He just needs a Harley instead of his red witto car!!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

I need mroe crazy fuckers calling me drunker than shit at 9am.

Okay... "You're drunker than shit at 9am!"

Shit. I wasn't going to reply to this thread again, but you all brought up what happened to Dimebag so I feel like saying something. I don't usually let news get to me, but when I heard about it on the local rock station (they kept giving updates throughout the day as info came in) I was genuinely shocked and saddened. You expect this kind of ignorant shit in rap music, not the metal community.

If there's any consolation, the guy that did it got an eye for an eye in the end; the cop that took him down shot the bastard in the face with a 12-guage shotgun.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Oh. Now you're going to be one of those "DEATH METAL WANNABEES AND LENNON IS GOD' folks, huh? Well, Wayd'll beat you up - but not if I get to you first.

Nah, I'm not the candles-lit-kinda guy. I've been shaking a goth past off me neck as associating with finnish yiffburgers par catastrophe. Chugged a bottle of lord calvert and went to the pub to give cheers for a good player... if I can remember correctly...

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

As for Dimebag, I never heard of him (them?) until now. I'm surprised the shooter managed to get a gun in there.

Im really not. I've been to quite a few shows and I'm having a hard remembering the last time I was actually searched at the door. Mainly really large venues would cause they can pay a door man to do that, or large acts might demand a venue search attendees.

Im sure a lot of that is going to change now and there is going to be a lot more of that going on.

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 437

Eh?

More? Come on. This incident was an aberration. Yes, it was quite sad to have probably one of the best guitarists in Heavy Metal get plugged, but this doesn't mean taht this is some sort of burgeoning trend.

This should be viewed as unacceptible behavior, not some sort of symptom of a disease within the industry.

This almost feels like when we dropped the ball on Road Rage. When the first documented and publicized incident happened, the media coddled it as some sort of psycological hiccup. It wasn't. In the end, getting pissed at the wheel got more attention, and more people did it thinking "it's just a sign of the times". If it would have been covered as unacceptible and not as some social entropy, it wouldn't be happening.

Quantum Coyote · Venter Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 221

Eh?

More? Come on. This incident was an aberration. Yes, it was quite sad to have probably one of the best guitarists in Heavy Metal get plugged, but this doesn't mean taht this is some sort of burgeoning trend.

This should be viewed as unacceptible behavior, not some sort of symptom of a disease within the industry.

I agree. But I think its a symptom of a disease within an individual. I mean, this guy actually believed that he had written old Pantera songs and that the band STOLE them from him.

This sort of thing could happen anyplace, anytime. (most)Serious mental illnesses are not a cultural phenomenon.

But yes, I think security WILL increase.. Thats just how it works in the U.S. at least, look at the FDA, NTSB, FAA. Better safe then sorry, however it would be a shame if increased security put a damper on the spirit of the events (on the other other hand, guys breaking in with guns kind of puts a damper on as well).

SLaitila Wrote:

I've been shaking a goth past off me neck as associating with finnish yiffburgers par catastrophe.

You've done the right thing, shaking off yer goth past :)

Skunkfuckers Inc. Wrote:

If there's any consolation, the guy that did it got an eye for an eye in the end; the cop that took him down shot the bastard in the face with a 12-guage shotgun.

12-guage eh? Serves him right. Excellent weapon for the situation IMO. He needed to be dropped, fast.
We have to remember however that its not exactly 'eye for an eye' as that motherfucker killed what, 3 people?
Loser kills well respected muscician, cop kills loser. And the loser won (according to his own victory 'conditions'). (almost) Anybody knows that if you go into some crowded place and let off like ten rounds in a killing spree your going to end up dead in the end, he most likely expected it and didn't care. And now theres a dead Dimebag and two other poor dudes.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

i wash my hands of this situation

hows that for apathy and indifference

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

Let me say that if say Robert Fripp or John Mclaughin where shot that would be worse then we'd lose two real artists. Not that Dimebag should have died he was a great guitar player just not my cup of tea. Oh and someone said "You expect this kind of thing in the rap community, but metal?" Why do Metalheads hate rappers I don't hang out with them but how are they any more violent than the three motherfucking Motorhead fans who kicked the shit out of me as I was walking to my car. The did'nt even steal anything that would have made me feel better.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

I kinda got out of the whole metal thing in my teen years, like 13-14. So I cant say I really liked Pantera (or Damageplan). I listen to cemetary gates on occassion, thats about it. I much prefer the happy middle athiestic ground where death metal and hardcore merge (tho i prefer punk and many other types of music much more myself) like Hatebreed, or well.... several of the Victory label bands really :)

It is fucked up, a musician getting assassinated on stage though. Really fucked up. Imagine going to a show where a few members of the headlining act get killed a few notes into the first song. Very surreal.

I don't like rap at all myself, tho for some inexplicable reason I've been listening to a few choice songs by 50cent (Heat) and DMX lately. I think I enjoy the directness of 50cent and the logical progression of something like DMXs' 'party up' :) These are some ghetto folk, and I appreciate that in my music once in a while

Whats gonna be the outcome? Lets add up all the factors: your wack, your twisted, your girls a ho, your broke, the kid aint yours - an everybody know..

an ordered list of disses - I like that
The song has a beginning, a middle, a conflict, and finally at the end - the resolution of the conflict
"Meet me outside... Meet me outside!... " :)

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Skunkfuckers Inc. Wrote:

If there's any consolation, the guy that did it got an eye for an eye in the end; the cop that took him down shot the bastard in the face with a 12-guage shotgun.

12-guage eh? Serves him right. Excellent weapon for the situation IMO. He needed to be dropped, fast.
We have to remember however that its not exactly 'eye for an eye' as that motherfucker killed what, 3 people?

4 killed, several wounded.

And this cop looks tougher than even Wayd Wolf himself. The killer had a hostage, so he approached him and blasted him away almost point-blank with a shotgun to the face. Like in a videogame.

The Associated Press is reporting that the officer who stopped a nightclub rampage by killing the gunman had been trained to head straight for the shooter in such a situation in order to save lives.

James D. Niggemeyer, answering 911 calls about shots fired, went through a door behind the Alrosa Village stage and, armed with a 12-gauge shotgun, approached the gunman, Nathan Gale. The officer killed Gale with a shot to the face, according to Franklin County Coroner Brad Lewis.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Finn (and especially svedish) wussy cops woulda surrounded the joint, negosiated for days...
and then maybe humanely wounded him in the leg and gotten sued for excessive use of force!

Then the nutter woulda gotten treatment and compensations, poor victim of the society!

Sumfin seriously wrong here!

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

Well, yeah that's general for all Europe. Yesterday, a couple of folks hijacked a bus in Greece and nobody was hurt. No policemen were hurt, no hostages were hurt, no hijackers were hurt. It may be just myself, but it seems that, in general, most actions from small delinquents taking hostages will have a happy end, while in America, as far as I can tell, chances are much higher that somebody will be either hurt or dead during the hijacking (usually the hijacker himself). Ocassionally, on some of those 'reality TV' programs, we can see with lots of details how American police 'resolves' similar crisis.
I'm not going to tell this means European police is better than American police in those cases. However, it seems like European kooks aren't as desperate as American kooks, Euro police is more persuasive than America's, or maybe here in Europe we're lazy even to kill people.
Or something.

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

In Cairo the cops don't even tell you to freeze they just shoot you if they want to. That might sound badass but we're one of the most horrible police forces in the Arab world.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Well, it's not new. When XIXth Century's London "Bobby" had only a stick and a whistle (not even a BB gun, like a modern Japanese policewoman), a Wild West Sheriff had to be a gunslinger. Not to mention Judge Lynch and the Texas Justice... even now US have a death penalty.

I remember when a SWAT team shot up some guy full of holes (120+, I think) when he was reaching for a keys or something... Oh, and he was innocent.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

In Cairo the cops don't even tell you to freeze they just shoot you if they want to. That might sound badass but we're one of the most horrible police forces in the Arab world.

Well, at least they're not both trigger-happy AND totally incompetent. Like Saudi.

Not to mention Iraqi Mukhabaarat. These guys were basically a Mid-Eastern version of Gestapo or CheKa (NKVD, NKGB, KGB, FSB and whatever other names they come with).

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Well back then the british crooks were civilized... =)

The bobby only had to yell "Halt, you fiend!-In the name of Her Majesty" and the masked, striped shirted
rapscallion with a "swag" -bag would surrender immediately! =)

Pheh! No manners these days.. tis all terrorists this and hooligans that!

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Well back then the british crooks were civilized... =)

The bobby only had to yell "Halt, you fiend!-In the name of Her Majesty" and the masked, striped shirted
rapscallion with a "swag" -bag would surrender immediately! =)

Pheh! No manners these days.. tis all terrorists this and hooligans that!

Original hooligan was a young thief named Hooligan, whose claim to immortal fame was knifing a London policeman to death... but he was an Irish ;)

Also, Jack the Ripper murdered only a 6 women... "One day, men will look back and see that I gave birth to the XXth century."

Bunnylover · Qualificator Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Posts: 20

These days, we just send in the SAS. And THEY WILL KILL YOU.
Hence the reason we're relatively free of such shenanigans.

PS. Donotsue's Avatar rules. I loved Allo Allo. I'm trying to remember the whole 'Candle with the Handle' sketch as I type.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Some more on the gunman, who apparently suffered from schizophrenia.

I figured that, when I heard about his delusions of Pantera lyrics belonging to him and wanting to sue the band (it's also why I think KAK suffers from the same mental disorder).

12-guage eh? Serves him right. Excellent weapon for the situation IMO. He needed to be dropped, fast.
We have to remember however that its not exactly 'eye for an eye' as that motherfucker killed what, 3 people?

4 killed, several wounded.

And this cop looks tougher than even Wayd Wolf himself. The killer had a hostage, so he approached him and blasted him away almost point-blank with a shotgun to the face. Like in a videogame.

Yeah, I originally wrote it as "he got a bit of an eye for an eye", but it'd be better to say it ended as it should have.

More on the tactical training the cop used, particularly this quote:

Looking for cover is not part of the program. ``The training is to go directly to the bad guy and stop him from killing people,'' Wood said. ``You have bullets, you have a bulletproof vest and you have a guy killing people.