Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

I'd post this in Chit-Chat, but Computolio doesn't really like song parodies on there. So, I figured I'd post it here. It's a parody I always like to sing around this time of year...

TTTO: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Silfur got run over by a reindeer
Right before the furry cabaret
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But somebody sure made MY holiday

It was at a winter furcon
One that we won't soon forget
He was walking in a blizzard
So his nipples would be at their most erect
When we went out to check on him
What we saw defied belief
Just a track of bloody hoofprints
And an empty pair of patent leather briefs

Now the dealer's room's in mourning
Bunch of melancholy folks
Guess it's quite a tribulation
To have lost the punchline for so many jokes
All the fursuits have black ribbons
Every tail's hanging low
But we take comfort in one thought
This is probably how he would like to go

And the con staff has no answers
They just don't know what to do
With this yuletide hit-and-run job
It's not likely there will be a furcon 2
And the 'stylers are all whining
They all think this really sucks
But don't blame it on the reindeer
Y'see, I'M the one who slipped 'em 50 bucks

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

haha

I remember when you posted this last year, I got laugh out of it then, as well as now :)

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

haha

I remember when you posted this last year, I got laugh out of it then, as well as now :)

Well, y'know, a good joke is worth repeating... Look at the Bush administration.