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weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

I don't know if this has been posted before because I am an idiot. But here goes:

Internet Furry Proximity Locator!

Why are there so many furries on the east coast?

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

It looks like the concentrations basically follow the general patterns of the mor populous cities. You have a greater number of really populated cities like New York, Chicago, etc. on the east coast. So, I don't think it's any great trend where the higher numbers of furries appear to be... since that's just where the higher numbers of people in general are.

Bunnylover · Qualificator Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Posts: 20

According to the map there's at least one furry in Somalia. Jeez, he must have it rough. :wink:

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

One problem is it's slow as hell, another is that it doesn't allow for anonymous log-ins. Anyone who registers just to have a peek also gets permanantly registered as a furry on the map, and since seeing on Portal of Evil a while back I've looked at it a few times, every time registering a new throwaway account. The search results for people near you are also mostly out of date (links to a lot of defunct personal Angelfire/Geocities/etc. sites, for example). Pretty useless overall

So far I've only positively identified one furry in my city using the locator. The guy had a whole website and everything, complete with awful, scary looking pictures of him and his boyfriend crawling around the bedroom in fursuits, shitty art, and worse.

The only other furry I've found in my city was through a Google search, which turned up a nice looking young girl with a DA account, decent artwork, and who seemed pretty normal. And since so many people use theire real names on their DA accounts, I know what hers is and could probably look in the phone book and find her address.

Not that I'm being creepy or anything :twisted:

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

Dude, so just email the girl already ...

Tell her youd like discuss furries character anatomy in greater detail at whatever swanky local bar is in the area. :)

The IFPL, correct me if I am wrong, is really old.

I always found it kind of amusing how up until very recently the pillars (or thing that many furries use) of the whole furry community has been these really archaic systems; FurryMUCK, UseNet, IFPL, Yerf/VCL, etc.

It seems only recently is the fandom at large branching out onto other major services - ie. Livejournal, major art sites such as DA/Sheezy

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

No registered furries in Nicaragua... except for me. But even that won't stop me from organizing the first furry convention in Nicaragua. *rubs hands together*

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

No registered furries in Nicaragua... except for me. But even that won't stop me from organizing the first furry convention in Nicaragua. *rubs hands together*

If you're the only Nicaraguan furry, then EVERYDAY is a Nicaraguan furry convention.

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

I've found six in Kentucky. And it shows on the map that there's no furries in Egypt......yet.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

According to the map there's at least one furry in Somalia. Jeez, he must have it rough. :wink:

Well, according to the map, there are also six furries in the Indian Ocean just off the coast of Somalia... Er?

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

With such information we shall lead an expedition TO THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS!

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 137

According to the map there's at least one furry in Somalia. Jeez, he must have it rough. :wink:

Well, according to the map, there are also six furries in the Indian Ocean just off the coast of Somalia... Er?

I think that they are workers on some oil drilling platforms.

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Sorry, that would assume that the furry has a job of some sort. :wink:

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Maybe they're living on some boats.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Maybe they're Somalian pirates?

The real name of this absurd character is Joshua Milton Blahyi known during the vicious civil war in Liberia as General Buttnaked, although his name wasn't so strange compared to other so called generals like General Murder, Rambo, Terminator, Jungle Killer, General War Boss III, General Housebreaker, No-mother-no-father, General Fuck-me-quick, Babykiller and so on. General Butt naked himself says (note: I guess he is mentally ill and therefore some caution is recommended) he began his evil ways when he was just 11 years old when he performed a satanic ritual that demanded that he had to perform human sacrifices. This was the beginning of a macabre episode in the brutal Liberian civil war. He has admitted to killing several children just for the fun of it. His rise to fame came when he as a warlord commanded an brigade that called itself the Buttnaked brigade/battalion (it differs somewhat depending on the source), a group of ragtag drugged and drunken teenage soldiers. They did all dress upp in the most absurd style they could find, some had wedding gowns, dresses, purses and wigs, others where completely naked. General Butt naked himself drove a motorcycle completely naked, except for his sneakers and a blasting rifle. The nudity that became his trademark was said to protect him from bullets and therefore he and the Butt naked brigade was completely fearless, he says it was given to him by Satan.

So why not furries? It's Africa!

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