Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Mine's to not be a fuckup anymore. Go back to school and get a better(er) job, mostly.

Another resolution is to go to as many conventions as I can and make as many enemies as possible. The most recent one, Otakucon in Miami Beach, involved me getting drunk and wearing a tinfoil hat, running around making Asian sideways vagina jokes and harassing people about the Illuminati stealing their brain juice wave patterns. 8)

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Two chicks at the same time.

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Nothing, absolutely nothing.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

To end my self-loathing. Considering how well this has gone in the past, I'll probably end up curled up on the floor of the shower, crying while stuffing Cheetos and ice cream down my throat.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Having sex with a girl who's considerably better looking than pink fairy lotus.

I really REALLY need to play my cards right wednesday.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

I really REALLY need to play my cards right wednesday.

:arrow: Donotsue is not female.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Having sex with a girl who's considerably better looking than pink fairy lotus.

That would have been my resolution as well, but since I am an unattractive shithead, it would have gone unfulfilled.

Anencephalic Baby Jesus · Rasophore Joined: 17 Oct 2004 Posts: 69

Stop procrastinating so much, that would be my #1 resolution. Time management is a big one that I need to work on.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

I'm anything you want me to be, Ranky-baby!! =)

Perhaps I could promise to quit drinking for a month!

Could.....

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

To keep learning and be productive.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

Well for '05

I think ...

I think Im gonna smoke more, not less.

I not going to cut down on the drinking.

Im not going to start exercising..

..Im going to be more of a dick to people this year.

aaand....I am going to be involved in some crazy hotel or limo party where I wind up snorting coke off some super model's titties. ..I dont do coke, nor do I know how Im going to be hanging out with any supermodels - but hey - its my resolution and who keeps em, anyway ? :) I just figure if this one pops up in '05 - I must be pretty well off to become involved in the type of shenanigans normally reserved for pro althletes, or high roller types in Hollywood or Vegas or something.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

I'm already practically perfect in every way.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

That would have been my resolution as well, but since I am an unattractive shithead, it would have gone unfulfilled.

I kinda decided that after being forced to block a stalking buttertroll from MSN.
I WILL raise the bar!

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Mine is to spend more time on art and less time on laughing at the moronics of online life.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Rankin and Donny at the same time.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Rankin and Donny at the same time.

*Ohhh, Mmmmatron!* =)

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Mine is to spend more time on art and less time on laughing at the moronics of online life.

Do you mean moronics as a form of impersonal pronoun, or are you merely raping the english language?

...I tease, I tease. You mean 'the practice of being a moron', right?

Rankin and Donny at the same time.

Carry on with your delusions, young child! Carry on!

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 415

...I tease, I tease. You mean 'the practice of being a moron', right?

Oughtn't that be "moronicality?"

Mine are to lose some weight and get a good job.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Mine is to spend more time on art and less time on laughing at the moronics of online life.

Do you mean moronics as a form of impersonal pronoun, or are you merely raping the english language?

...I tease, I tease. You mean 'the practice of being a moron', right?

OMG will u be mai teacher? coz ur soooooo smart n stuff ... dur ... :wink:

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

Actually, I think my new year's resolution is to wear a hat and marry a large-breasted ex-stripper.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Dont forget the HUGE sunglasses and the SUV.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Rankin and Donny at the same time.

Carry on with your delusions, young child! Carry on!

No, seriously. Me (skunk), you (coon), Donny (squirrel)=three bushy-tailed bretheren in a road comedy style adventure. Hijinks ensue.

Bunnylover · Qualificator Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Posts: 20

Oh I dunno... Try to avoid prison, see a coronation (though if the current Queen's anything like her mother I'll have to wait till sometime during the 2030s at this rate) get into a riot dressed as a nazi bunny for a laugh (one of the may day protests should do, and I'd be far from the wierdest looking one there I can tell you) and maybe end the year with a job twice as well paid as the one I got now. All in all, a good mix I think. And all doable too.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

OMG will u be mai teacher? coz ur soooooo smart n stuff ... dur ... :wink:

Today's lesson: A groovy kinda love... or something. Yeah.

...what? It's only fucking Wednesday, and I don't drink coffee.. the snow outside is killing me me softly... with it's cold. Killing me softly - with it's cold... freezing my gonads offf..