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Donotsue
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Posted: 1/10/2005 1:31:20 PM     Post subject: Spring Fever  

Spring is here soon.. and hormones take over.. but our mascot, Cyd or Rankin, he stays firm, in the face of temptations!

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ZenZhu
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Posted: 1/10/2005 6:05:45 PM     Post subject:  

He finds it easy to resist because he knows this is on the other side of the keyboard:
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 1/10/2005 7:08:05 PM     Post subject:  

RANKIN

what're you some kind of fag

HIT THAT

SHE'S SEEEEHHHXXXY!!!

(I mean Donny's pic, not the bottom one... that thing looks like an overfed creature of darkness from Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
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Tailgunner
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Posted: 1/11/2005 10:14:01 PM     Post subject:  

He finds it easy to resist because he knows this is on the other side of the keyboard:


*Fwap*Fwap*Fwap*
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Tailgunner
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Posted: 1/12/2005 4:25:53 AM     Post subject: Re: Spring Fever  

Spring is here soon.. and hormones take over.. but our mascot, Cyd or Rankin, he stays firm, in the face of temptations!



And it's that kind of Puritian attitude is what is keeping our mascot from ever reproducing!

I say boink the chick, have her pump out 5 or 6 little beasties, call it a life, and end it all!
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Rankin
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Posted: 1/12/2005 4:29:09 AM     Post subject:  

Why does everyone keep giving me advice? I am not Cyd!

...goddammit, she looks like a bitch. Gimme something cuter, and less slutty, but still goes off like a firecracker in the sack.

Er, wait. What?
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Tailgunner
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Posted: 1/12/2005 4:35:40 AM     Post subject:  

Dude, read the sign! So what if she's slutty? It's free!

I know, I know, it comes off as prostitution, but it isn't. Yes she's whoring herself out, but remember, it can't be called prostituion if she isn't charging.

Hell, marriage is pretty much prostitution, both requires you to pay up front. Whereas with prostitution, you pay on a per moment basis, whereas in marriage, you pay for a lifetime membership all up front, with NO GARRANTEE OF SERVICES RENDERED!

:}
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Rankin
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Posted: 1/12/2005 5:31:47 AM     Post subject:  

...NO GARRANTEE OF SERVICES RENDERED!

:}


Yeah, but she's obviously an ex-stripper with big tits..
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Donotsue
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Posted: 2/17/2005 7:51:45 AM     Post subject:  

Posted the coon pic sooo early...

-Did ya get any on the 14th, Rankin? =)

Bwaaaaurrgh!
http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Doug-Winger/Valentine.jpg
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 2/17/2005 5:05:40 PM     Post subject:  

Bwaaaaurrgh!
http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Doug-Winger/Valentine.jpg

Smell the aroma :twisted:

Pandora's teeth always scared me
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Rankin
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Posted: 2/17/2005 5:13:38 PM     Post subject:  

-Did ya get any on the 14th, Rankin? =)


Only if I was too drunk and/or stoned to remember it.
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Mastertran
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Posted: 2/17/2005 5:58:36 PM     Post subject:  

Yeah, but she's obviously an ex-stripper with big tits..


Look we have a Weiner.
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ZenZhu
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Posted: 2/17/2005 6:54:08 PM     Post subject:  

-Did ya get any on the 14th, Rankin? =)

Only if I was too drunk and/or stoned to remember it.

I have the photos if you need a refresher.

Who knew you looked so good in wing-tips and pasties.

I'm still hurting when I sit down, you he-man, you.
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