Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

In light of recent events, it’s become increasingly obvious that mankind is headed towards one of two inevitable fates; A) An Orwellian existence in which society is in a constant state of war and the overcrowded majority spend every moment of their lives in toil and strife for the benefit of an amoral, elite few who utilize mass communication to endlessly repeat out a dogmatic lie about how wonderful and worthwhile their lives are, or B) We’re going to blast ourselves to oblivion. I don’t know about you, but personally, I’m pulling for the latter. That’s right. I’m rooting for the eminent demise of humanity. Why? Because the human race is and always was a bad idea. Poorly thought-out, poorly executed and poorly managed. It’s a waste, and like all wastes, it should be done away with.

Now, I know what you’re going to say. “But you’re a human being! How can you be so cold and callous toward your own race and species?” To that I say… FUCK YOU! Fuck you, you self-important, self-aggrandizing, egotistical prick! What, you think that just because you’re a human being, that somehow makes you special? BULLSHIT! You’re just a wallowing heap of mitochondria like every other form of life oozing around on this hovering, humidity-infested rock. So grab yourself a piece of lettuce and get the fuck out of my sight!

No doubt that about now, the “Nature-Freaks” will be chiming in. “Oh, but what about the animals? They’re innocent! They didn’t ask for this! What about them? What about them?” That’s your question? Well, here’s my answer. What ABOUT them? This is just another perfect example of hopelessly clinging to some empty, hollow philosophy for no other reason then because it makes some people feel good about themselves. Face it, you “Nature Lovers” are no different then those ignorant, empty headed religious fundamentalists you so profess to hate, so get the FUCK over yourselves! By the way, if you really knew JACK SHIT about nature, you’d know that, first of all, nature can WIPE OUT life like nobody’s business, and has on multiple occasions. Earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, volcanoes, tornadoes and plagues are all examples of Mother Nature at work, the vicious old bag! Furthermore, and I know this will probably come as a shock to you, but… Nature is NOT restricted to Planet Earth! Nature is a universal force that expands across all of existence. Wherever there exists life, there will exist nature, and ONE little planet being burned to a crisp is NOT going to make that big of a difference to nature. Like I said, vicious old bag!

As long as we’re on the subject of life, let me share with you another nugget of truth. Life? NOT precious. Never has been, never will be. Want to know what life is? Life is nothing more than a biological process, no different from taking a shit. Yeah, I can hear you right now, “Well, if you’re so big on death and so disrespectful of life, then why don’t you just kill yourself and do us both a favor?” Oh, yeah, you’re REAL fucking CLEVER, aren’t you? NEWS FLASH, asshole… The reason I don’t kill myself is because I, like every other living creature, have an instinctive sense of SELF-PRESERVATION! That’s right, I’ve got an automatic, irresistible, ever-present urge to continue with the biological process of life, by whatever means necessary, until I am no longer able. And I don’t know about you, but I, for one, am a guy who LISTENS to his INSTINCT. After all, that’s what they’re there for, to keep you from getting killed.

Besides, just because I’ve figured out by now that life is meaningless, doesn’t mean I can’t still ENJOY it. That’s right. There are still things worth living for. Take SEX, for example. Sex is always fun, provided you do it with someone you can stand to be around. Drugs are good, too (and keep in mind I’m talking about ALL drugs, not just the needlessly illegal stuff, and yes, that includes alcohol). I’ve had some REAL good times on drugs! The point is, even though I don’t CARE about life, I still ENJOY it, and so should you. And yes, that does include you people who get a good feeling by doing good deeds to others and treating them kindly. If you honestly and truly enjoy that, then by golly, you should keep doing it… Just don’t go expecting it to make an actual DIFFERENCE, because you’ll be disappointed, and that’s never a good feeling. In summary, don’t try to look for meaning in life, just go out and enjoy it. After all, your time’s running out. And when in doubt, just remember this…

GOD DOESN'T CARE,
WHY SHOULD YOU?

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Hear hear! Nature giveth and nature taketh away!
With humans gone, Skwrls or coons or rats... Some other survivers with nimbl hands will take over! =) Not inna furryfan sense..
I just heard they coulda evolved "intelligent" like us...

We could be some awful talking disney-dinos now without the celestial intervention! =)

But what caused that outburst all of a sudden?

You come from nothing and you go back to nothing... What have you lost? Nothing! =)

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Life is short. Laugh and grow fat ... and download furry smut...

So what does this have to do with anything?

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

So what does this have to do with anything?

Nothing, it's "Off Topic", Einstein!

Anencephalic Baby Jesus · Rasophore Joined: 17 Oct 2004 Posts: 69

*shyly raises hand*

Assuming that this is our home planet, aren't humans part of nature too?

Maybe we're a natural disaster. Kinda like a really slow growing, smelly, noisy tsunami.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Dadaism is the solution to all problems.

Missile defense base will not tolerate any cats coming from the direction of BOO. Mostly considering my female counterpart I have to eat my washing machine served with a meshy dish of french poets. "OLD MAN COCK!", they said as they manifested the bloviating mess of verbal drivel produced by mexican PENGUINS.

Thank you, and have a nice wedding day, Clint Eastwoods astral brother.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

*shyly raises hand*

Assuming that this is our home planet, aren't humans part of nature too?

Maybe we're a natural disaster. Kinda like a really slow growing, smelly, noisy tsunami.

I never said they weren't.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

words

You should post this on the Furries4Jesus forum, whatever it's called. You'll get a more serious reception, I'm sure. Here you'll just get slapped with fish and then the thread will be derailed into a discussion of furry-themed happy meal treats or something.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Take your prozac. Despite living in 'Fuck you', California, for years, I've decided that for every five pricks there are, there are at least one nice person.

Ya know what? The pricks don't get to me so much, anymore, and suprise, suprise, the nice people aren't so callous or quick to turn into pricks.

Hey, live however you want, but just remember: nobody loves a goth, and pricks are nice, but eventuallly you'll get sore, and not like them so much.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

words

wow you should write a book or something :O

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

I figure life is what you make of it. As was said in The Haunting, "You can e a victim, or you can be a volunteer. I choose to be a volunteer."

And, as someone sagely sang in the '80s:

"You take the good. You take the bad. You take them both and there you have the facts of life."

Jo and Tootie made me hot.

Quantum Coyote · Venter Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 221

You GO GoManVanGogh! <cheers>

I do however hope you realise that there ARE 'nature lovers' out there who know a shitload about nature(and, yeah, I mean Naturalists too, who study the whole universe, not just critters) and are NOT flowery nuts who spew shit which they don't know a damn thing about. You just hear from them all the time because all they do is spew. The fucking lunatic fringe (I dunno if its really a 'fringe' anymore, more like the outer 2/3rds of the sociological frisbee) enviromentalists, they ruin all the hard work people do researching data for actual facts.

subversive wrote:

You should post this on the Furries4Jesus forum, whatever it's called. You'll get a more serious reception, I'm sure. Here you'll just get slapped with fish and then the thread will be derailed into a discussion of furry-themed happy meal treats or something.

Your screen name is a pretty literal description ain't it :)

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Hey, live however you want, but just remember: nobody loves a goth, and pricks are nice, but eventuallly you'll get sore, and not like them so much.

Did you bother to read to the end of my post?

If you did, you'd realize that I'm anything BUT one of these wastes of otherwise useful stem-cells known as "Goths".

The Goth philosophy is, "life is empty and hollow, so let's all sit around and whine, bereft of any sense of joy".

MY philosophy is, "life is empty and hollow... So who gives a fuck? Let's PARTY!"

In fact, now that I think about it, the philosophy expressed above isn't pure nihilism, but rather nihilism with a dash of hedonism, just enough to maybe get a good blowjob out of it.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

http://www.waverlyfilms.com/friedrich.html

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Of course, there's not a whole lot of point in worrying about what life is or isn't. You gotta do what you gotta do, and do what you like to do when you get the chance.

Sometimes it's not how it's going that makes everything okay... it's simply the fact that it's going at all.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

The Goth philosophy is, "life is empty and hollow, so let's all sit around and whine, bereft of any sense of joy".

MY philosophy is, "life is empty and hollow... So who gives a fuck? Let's PARTY!"

More than reading too far into your statements, I decided to offer my own. I must admit, that, no, I didn't read all of it - I got tired and weary by the third paragraph.

HEY GUYS LETS RIDE BIKES!

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Yes... let's ride bikes.. ON OUR WAY TO PICK UP PIE!

Quantum Coyote · Venter Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 221

Uhhm, I think I'll just search for treasure, thanks.