Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

I declare the rest of this thread an official 'Bizarro' thread, in homage of Sealab 2021. Everything from this point will be twisted, if not entirely skewed from the truth, or our veliefs of such.

... you know, say what you want about those dogfuckers - they obviously treat their pets well; feeding them, and giving them carnal pleasures thatthey might not have wished to experience... but damn, that's unconditional love, I tell ya!

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

You know I bet mitch is really canadian. Computolio too.

Jesus I bet all you fucks are canadian :x

Sehvekah · Apocrisiary Joined: 11 Mar 2004 Posts: 45

I'VE BEEN PRAYING EVERY FUCKING DAY SINCE LIKE LAST WEEK FOR GOD TO MAKE ME INTO MY TRUE SELF AND IT HASN'T WORKED!

MY LIFE IS FUCKING OVER!!

NOW I'M LEAVING THE INTERNET FOREVER!

WITH A RAZORBLADE!

AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

I love everybody! I'm having Xydexx sign my cock!

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

<Insert stupidity here>Wait, that makes this post stupid in itself.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

HAY EVERYBODY, IT'S MY NON-BIRHDAY! LETS HAVE SOME CAKE!!1!!

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

There is nothing wrong with furry.

In the furry fandom, no lie, I have met most of my current friends, the people I can trust in, the people that don't lie to me and do not betray me. All it takes is me drawing a skunkahermavixeny once a month or so, and I get new friends all the time! Basically drawing furry porn is the best thing I ever have encountered, that's why I gave up music. Who needs another rock band when I can borderline mediocrity and grotesque with my pictorial output.

... you know, say what you want about those dogfuckers - they obviously treat their pets well; feeding them, and giving them carnal pleasures thatthey might not have wished to experience... but damn, that's unconditional love, I tell ya!

Putting ones dick in a dog is only LOVE. They understand their pets' needs better than them SICK SAD MUNDANES. If someone is born gay, why can't someone be born a dogfucker too? It's just in the genes that all of us ain't wanna humpina the girlies. Some like boys, some like girls, some like dogs and some like REAL KOBE THAI PLASTIC VAGINA.

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

I am a beautiful fox princess from a far-away land that drives a unicorn-taur to work everyday, where I manufacture magical animal costumes to be distributed to the meek and heavy-set in order to improve their sex lives.

In fact, right now I am sitting in a hot tub with Mark Merlino, Xydexx and Oprah Winfrey. Once I close up this laptop, we will all giggle gaily about our secret plot to infiltrate the evil CYD forum in order to gain your trust and then reveal our true selves. We clink our wineglasses with glee that you will all be so surprised by our betrayal that you will urinate on yourselves with despondance and then return to the furry fandom, where you will all CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME furry porn and hit on farm animals.

I have seventy-five livejournals where I write non-rhyming poetry about my plushies and Tapestries characters getting married. When people comment negatively about these poems, I eat crayons and sprinkle fish-food on myself until the pain goes away.

Also, there is nothing funny about furry, its just about cartoons. :)

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Lik Ohemgee! I just found another site htat makes fun of furryes. Those diurty bastards! Don't that they see that this fandomn is infallible? They are like the worsr thing since that Shawn Keller guy. How dare he an outsider to the fandokm come and mock our lifestyle. Ohemgee they should al just be like drug out into the street and shot at and stuff. Him and MTV and all of those mangazines that make fun of furries.

Also... Renamon is the worst thing ever.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Well since everyoen else is coming out and saying it, I've got a confession to make.

All this time, I've been hiding.

I'm not really just a plain old dragon morph. Oh now. I'm really a Raging hermdragontaur

NSFW.

...and I can't believe I just wasted half an hour drawing that...

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Hay guyz! how is evre1?

look i drew a pic of me havin sum of rankins cake.

mmmmm!
heres a pic of me n my mate @ MFM last year

and here we are in our fursuits

heres some other pix i took

heres some of my plushies

hehe! look @ the sph i put in it

sorry about it being a little dirty

did i mention furries r hte kewlest ppl evr? and this thread roxxors

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Arnet' Tentsicals ko0l? I <3 iT weHn teh H3llO Kity getz RAEPED BI TEM!

(I feel dirty now. I need a shower...)

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

look i drew a pic of me havin sum of rankins cake.

You have kake in pictrue! I have kake in pictures too! YUO STEAL FORM ME! I LAWSUITE YUO!

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

look i drew a pic of me havin sum of rankins cake.

You have kake in pictrue! I have kake in pictures too! YUO STEAL FORM ME! I LAWSUITE YUO!

LOL I JUST TALK TO MY LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT AND THEY SAID U CANT DO NOTHIN BCUZ UR NOT REAL UR FROM THE INTERNETS. I DONT BELIEVE IN THE INTERNETS, ITS NOT REAL, UR NOT REAL. BUT I LAWSUIT U NEWAYS. NOW QUIT STALKING ME ON THE INTERWEB U LOOZER. LOLOMGWTF

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

This is all very fascinating, but I'd like very much to know what Mike thinks of all this. He's ever so clever, you know! And I always value the opinion of such a dear and beloved friend.

By the way, Wayd, did Al Franken ever autograph that copy of "Rush Limbaugh is a Big, Fat Idiot?" for you and your new husband? I'm SO happy you "found yourself".

Isn't life just one endless, wonderful love-fest? C'mon, everybody, GROUP-HUG!

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

I'm really a Brazilian hooker who eats baby feet.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

I dissect girls as a hobby. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

And by the way, AFI ROX. =^.^= I'm starting a Yahoo! Group for furry AFI lovers. :D No fapping over the members in the public forum! :P (That's saved for the 'RolePlay' forum! :D!!!!!)

By the way, The Gap is selling Moogle dangly-balls! XD They look sooo kyooote with my foxie ears --- I'm gonna have pics of me and my bf soon! =^.^=;;;

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

By the way, The Gap is selling Moogle dangly-balls! XD They look sooo kyooote with my foxie ears

You're a SICK... SICK, person. :(

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

I'm really a Brazilian hooker who eats baby feet.

Your avatar is sexy.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

I thinks you are very unjust to KAK and spreads very untrue lies about this wunderfull artiste. She ist a very sexy women, she has big tits and these are not even very hairy. She ist NOT a Hitlar daughter..nein!

Also, yuo are all Kylen Miles.
KYLEN MILES ILL GET YUO!

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

HAY GUYS, THIS IS MY 500th POST!

LOL INTERNET.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

I totally wear the pants in my household!

Quatrewolf · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Jun 2004 Posts: 72

I'm a scatophile and zoophile furrie fangrrl who like HAWTZORz bishies who lok like girls! but I hate females, ick!

Chidori is a stanky whore bitch! :x She gets in the way of Sousuke and Kurz's one tru luv!