Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

Just goes to show that Furry is'nt the only thing to attracked costumed idiots.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/krautboy/243291.html

Later

IceCat

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

That's pretty dorky, though still not as dorky as furries in my book. At least a lot of those people could get away with the spandex. I think that's why there's so many fat Jedis, though... the brown robes are the only thing they can fit in convincingly.. with the exception of Jango Fat in the second pic. So, I'll give them points for fewer hambeasts and a lot less blatantly prancing fairies.

On the other hand, at least the furries are making up their own characters for the most part, rather than just copying someone else's.

You have to wonder if the rule for shorts on fursuits applies to the Boba Fett clad in golf shorts, though.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Fat and funny looking geeks in costume. Bland.

The writer was the god of internet humor like EWS is the god of comic writing.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Star wars is generally completely non-sexual in nature though. Most star wars nerds like to think they're jedi or smugglers or Boba Fett or whatever, instead of thinking that they're hermtaur horsies with 8-foot long schlongs.

Just tell them that they CANNOT make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs and they'll crumble. Tell a furry that they're not really a dragon wolf vampirecat and they'll go apeshit on you and come away believing more than ever that they really are.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I like this one. At least in furry it's highly unlikely someone will dress up as an action figure still in its blister board packaging ... unless of course they dress as a Realm of Claw figure.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Sorry, but until I see an organization within the Star Wars fandom that centers around the desire to boink the 10-year-old Anakin Skywalker, I can't compare it with furry in terms of sheer disgust.

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

Everything that could possibly be said about Star Wars cosplayers has been said by Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, and said a million times better than any other living being.

Also, it's pretty much established at this point that furry is a fetish culture and no longer a fandom.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

Everything that could possibly be said about Star Wars cosplayers has been said by Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, and said a million times better than any other living being.

Yeah, thats pretty much an impossible act to follow. The whole thing was great. Having a perfect Spock lookalike jump out of a van and flip everyone off at the end was the icing on the cake. Totally flawless.

Tho it also needs to be said - Triumph as an occassional guest on Conan O'Brien and elsewhere - Great! Give him his own CD and he sucks hard.. go figure. Same thing as when all these mediocre/decent SNL (or any major sketch comedy show) alumni go out to do thier own projects and flood the market with painfully embarrasing shit.

Star wars is generally completely non-sexual in nature though. Most star wars nerds like to think they're jedi or smugglers or Boba Fett or whatever, instead of thinking that they're hermtaur horsies with 8-foot long schlongs.

I was born in '81 and miraculously I've managed to never see the entire first 3 movies beginning to end. (seen NONE of the new ones). Yet, didn't Luke Skywalker TOTALLY make out with, his sister, Princess leia? :?

Some people like Star Trek, some people like Star Wars.. I was always more of a Dune kinda guy.

'sides Paul Atredies would whoop any Jedi in the universes' ass and feed whats left to the sandworms.. recognize

:)

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

It isn't universally confirmed that she's his sister, but what do I know, it's not like I'm a total geek or anything.... BELIEVE ME DAMMIT.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

It isn't universally confirmed that she's his sister, but what do I know, it's not like I'm a total geek or anything.... BELIEVE ME DAMMIT.

Chewbacca is practically a furry centerfold... DEAL WITH IT !!!!!

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Star Wars fans fantasize about Carrie Fisher in a skimpy metal bikini or Harrison Ford.

Furries fantasize about freaking ewoks.... those things Star Wars fans like to shoot. I'd say that alone is a clear-cut case of Star Wars fans >> furries.

"Uh, Wicket, why is that fat guy waving his penis at us?"

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Carrie Fisher in a skimpy metal bikini

Manoman, that's one FINE lookin' druggie!

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 437

Star Wars fans fantasize about Carrie Fisher in a skimpy metal bikini or Harrison Ford.

Furries fantasize about freaking ewoks.... those things Star Wars fans like to shoot. I'd say that alone is a clear-cut case of Star Wars fans >> furries.

"Uh, Wicket, why is that fat guy waving his penis at us?"

Ewoks, Wookies, Gungans... All are worthy of a fastly aimed and fired blaster bolt. Why you think I got Star Wars Battlefront for the XBox?

If I ever see someone even remotely looking like Wicket = teh sexx is going through his head...

There will be some very bad things happening.

At least the Star Wars uber geeks in my opinion are generally as harmless as most of the Anime Geeks I've run across.

Then again, I haven't been to Cali, Florida, or other UBER-geek hotspots.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Oh yeah.. you know it. First the rainbow fails, then they're up in flames. Ewok pride, baby.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Ewoks, Wookies, Gungans... All are worthy of a fastly aimed and fired blaster bolt.

Wookies are cool, Ewoks and Gungans can chew rocks for all I care.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

How bout this costume? =)

http://files.subpop.net/RealLifeTransformer.jpeg

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 437

Ewoks, Wookies, Gungans... All are worthy of a fastly aimed and fired blaster bolt.

Wookies are cool, Ewoks and Gungans can chew rocks for all I care.

The Wookies are worthy because they're such a big target. ~.^

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

How bout this costume? =)

http://files.subpop.net/RealLifeTransformer.jpeg

I gotta give that man some mad props.... whatever the hell that means... all I know is it's something good.

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

How bout this costume? =)

http://files.subpop.net/RealLifeTransformer.jpeg

THAT is fucking awesome. Same with the dude who put himself in the blisterpack.. I don't know how original either are, since I've actally only ever been to 1 sci-fi con (and I don't remember any of it, thank you Rum!) but still...

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

How bout this costume? =)

http://files.subpop.net/RealLifeTransformer.jpeg

Dude! That r0xx0rz! It's one thing to create a transformer costume, it's another to create one that actually transforms with a good looking result. This is by far one of the coolest things I've seen in awhile.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

Same with the dude who put himself in the blisterpack..

That guy should have used one of those vac beds ... for even more authenticity :)

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

That guy should have used one of those vac beds ... for even more authenticity

That's just creepy.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

That's just creepy.

Yup.

Vac-beds.

Where its AT.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718