Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Unlike Spongebob, though, this one is NOT a hoax or speculation; actual homo homo content HAS BEEN FOUND to be present in a beloved CHILDREN'S CARTOON.

Read the story here

Google News search reveals much drama over this issue

I'll admit I've seen Arthur a few times. It's a cute little show, and Francine is my favorite character (DW is annoying). Little did I know that underneath that innocent veneer it was a seething hotbed of uber-liberal propaganda, just lying in wait to spring the pro-homosexual agenda on our unsuspecting children!

Think of the children!! The CHIIIIIILLLDRRREEEENNNN!!!

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

I rarely get to see Arthur, but I enjoy it. It's a nice, mindless show that doesn't get excessively saccarine but isn't mind-numbingly foul or X-TREEM! I like the style it's drawn in, too.

On to the subject at hand.. jeez. It's the end of the world because kids might realize that same-sex couples exist in this world a few years before they discover it by taking balls across the nose or munching carpet themselves during their second semester of college. Cry me a river.

If you want to protect your kids and raise them on solid American values, just let them watch cartoons with people ninja-kicking each other in the crotches instead of dangerous educational shows that dare to suggest two people of the same sex can love, support, and nuture each other.

Remember, kids - hate, intolerance, and guns are good family values. Good, God-fearing Christians exude family values by having lots and lots of kids between a mommy and a daddy, and then neglecting them while daddy goes to visit his other bitches and mommy watches her stories and swigs Wild Turkey with Diet Coke.

Love and peace between two men or two women is the Devil's work, and is utterly contrary to good family values.

Write that down. You'll be tested later in life when you tell your own parents you like dick up the ass.

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

Zing!!!!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Write that down. You'll be tested later in life when you tell your own parents you like dick up the ass.

Uh, Zen... you're not talking to me are you?

Zing!!!!

I don't think he was talking to me. In fact he couldn't be talking to me because I was being sarcastic, and it would be evidence he'd lost his fucking mind. So I just know he's not, you see?

In fucking deed :roll:

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

"Now these, these are the top of the line. Guaranteed by some Sierra club asshole NOT to kill a chipmunk, IF ya step on one. If ya ask me, they're for pussies and FAGGOTS.

Now these here's Vietnam jungle boots. Cost you half as much, last you twice as long, and they're great for stompin' QUEERS. 'Course you gotta clean the waffle out wit a stick when you're done but hell, you can't have everything now can ya? Am I right or am I wrong? Think about it."

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

"Now these, these are the top of the line. Guaranteed by some Sierra club asshole NOT to kill a chipmunk, IF ya step on one. If ya ask me, they're for pussies and FAGGOTS.

Now these here's Vietnam jungle boots. Cost you half as much, last you twice as long, and they're great for stompin' QUEERS. 'Course you gotta clean the waffle out wit a stick when you're done but hell, you can't have everything now can ya? Am I right or am I wrong? Think about it."

See... I try to hate you, then you quote like the third best movie ever made.

The first: Real Genius. The Second: The director's track of "Cannibal: The Musical".

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

The first: Real Genius. The Second: The director's track of "Cannibal: The Musical".

See, I try to hate you, but then you say Real Genius is the best movie in the world. And you're right. You're so fucking right.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Write that down. You'll be tested later in life when you tell your own parents you like dick up the ass.

Uh, Zen... you're not talking to me are you?

Nah, that was a generic "you" - as in "you the readers not yet of experimenting-in-college age." :) A hypothetical "you." The kind of "you" you can grab with both hands and ride 'til sunrise. The kind of "you" that's big enough to put a drink and a clock radio on. The kind of "you" you'll be proud to take home to mother.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Real Genius rocks so much and I need to add that to my list of things to buy at some point.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Real Genius rocks so much and I need to add that to my list of things to buy at some point.

Real Genius & Better Off Dead for $28. HELL YEAH!