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Dr. Mojo
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Posted: 2/28/2005 4:39:02 AM
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This is such a furry movie. 4 real
It's got all the elements: Werewolves, transformation, repeated mentions of "heightened sexuality" that comes with being a werewolf, and a closet homosexual who tries to kiss one of the main characters. The only thing missing is that they didn't willfully choose to stay werewolves at the end.
I'd write a full review, but unfortunately I fell ill towards the end of the movie with indigestion and missed like half an hour of it. :( |
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Rankin
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Posted: 2/28/2005 5:12:16 AM
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| So, in other words, it's like Howling 3? |
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SLaitila
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Posted: 2/28/2005 7:27:29 AM
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It has wrestling and Lance Bass.
WRESTLING
LANCE BASS |
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Kadius
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Posted: 2/28/2005 7:45:54 AM
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It has wrestling and Lance Bass.
WRESTLING
LANCE BASS
Lance Bass probably has trouble tying his shoes.
Bah. Just another bad horror flick. (Go rent Saw or Se7en) |
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SLaitila
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Posted: 2/28/2005 7:51:54 AM
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Lance Bass probably has trouble tying his shoes.
Bah. Just another bad horror flick. (Go rent Saw or Se7en)
se7en is great.
Saw was quite ok, good concept, plot twists, although cliched.
Just avoid Cube Zero. It was an atrocity. |
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 2/28/2005 2:38:27 PM
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| The Ginger Snaps movies are FAR superior werewolf movies...to say nothing of teenage werewolf movies- which seems to be a genre in itself. Cursed is just- eh. The first clue is it's directed by Wes Craven, who hasn't done anything cool since The New Nightmare. He's more concerned with making "clever" horror movies (The Scream crap, Wishmaster, Vampire in Brooklyn, They) rather than scary, exciting, unsettling films. |
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Dr. Mojo
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Posted: 2/28/2005 3:16:12 PM
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| This movie was perfect MST3K material. That's the only reason I go to the movies any more is to make fun of them. |
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ZenZhu
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Posted: 2/28/2005 4:36:40 PM
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I'd write a full review, but unfortunately I fell ill towards the end of the movie with indigestion and missed like half an hour of it. :(
I'd leave it to Meat. My kung fu is powerful and all, but only his kung fu uses the Cranebill Rigid Mouth style that will allow him to survive snotty emails from self-important eskimos that feel compelled to inform him how he has no clue about the realities of Inuit skinwalkers freezing their furry nads off in the tundra. |
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The New Meat
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Posted: 3/1/2005 8:42:03 AM
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I'd leave it to Meat. My kung fu is powerful and all, but only his kung fu uses the Cranebill Rigid Mouth style that will allow him to survive snotty emails from self-important eskimos that feel compelled to inform him how he has no clue about the realities of Inuit skinwalkers freezing their furry nads off in the tundra.
DAMN THOSE ESKIMOS! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!! :) |
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Rural Pimp
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Posted: 3/1/2005 11:22:28 AM
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It has wrestling and Lance Bass.
WRESTLING
HOLY SHIT |
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