Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

Just watched "Countdown" on MSNBC tonight. Tonight's episode featured none other than "Stalking Cat". AKA Dennis Avner, AKA Tiger Man (or, as I just call him, "Brak"). Seems that reality's finally starting to bite him on his tattooed butt because the news is that he's having a very difficult time finding a new job after losing his current one.

Care to guess why, anyone?

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I wonder what Huron traditions say about how one obtains a real job after transforming into your totem. I have to respect Dennis Avner's seemingly bizarre fixation on becoming a tiger since it's more spiritual than anything despite the fact that I wouldn't be caught dead flushing every last cordoba down the drain so I can transform myself into an arctic wolf.

I can't help but wonder, last job I knew of Stalking Cat having was the "well-paying job as a computer technician". I chuckle at the thought of him having to get a job that involves him actually interacting face-to-face with actual people.

"Hi, Welcome to Wal-Mart. I'm Stalking Cat." :lol:

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I want to see him fight Scary Guy. Of course, Stalking Cat's a furry, and hence a pansy, and Scary Guy's a pacifist, but it would be neat.

http://justnicephotos.homestead.com/files/The_Scary_Guy___Just_Nice_Photos.jpg
http://www.bluespringsgov.com/Administration/scary%20guy.jpg

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

Why'd he lose his last job? Scratched a client?

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

During his lunchbreak he killed a squirrel and climbed into a tree to feast, but he forgot to clock out because tigers can't work them fancy technolomogies.

wait, lions do that, don't they

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

I just have two words to say: Bitch Tits.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Here's the "Sign On San Diego" writeup.

Looking freakishly like a tiger has gotten Dennis "Cat" Avner lots of attention. But it hasn't paid many bills. That's one reason why Avner is leaving the tiny East County community where he has lived for six years and moving to Washington state. There's not much demand in San Diego County for a computer and electronics technician with tattooed stripes on his face and fangs in his mouth.

..

He said his need to transform himself into a form of human cat stems from his Indian background as a member of the Huron and Lakota tribes. He grew up in Michigan and was given the Indian name of Stalking Cat. Following an ancient Huron tradition, Avner said he is changing himself into his totem of a tiger.

O, OK. ITS NOT FETISH RELATED. SIT BACK DOWN AND RELAX. IT'S RELIGIOUS.

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

What?
And the freak show is'nt hiring new acts is it?

Later

IceCat

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

What?
And the freak show is'nt hiring new acts is it?

Naaa. Jim Rose wouldn't hire him because he doesn't have an act.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

He said his need to transform himself into a form of human cat stems from his Indian background as a member of the Huron and Lakota tribes. He grew up in Michigan and was given the Indian name of Stalking Cat. Following an ancient Huron tradition, Avner said he is changing himself into his totem of a tiger.

... what? Since when have cultures that use totems or spirit animals had a tradition of actually trying to physically resemble them?

At any rate, he doesn't look like a cat, he looks like something out of a 50s horror B movie.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

HI MY NAME IS CAAAAAAAAAT!

He still drive that piece of shit truck? That one with all the cat stickers pasted to it?

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

Personally,I think the Leopard dude in england is a lot less goofy than this poor chap,at least the Leopard fellow is a performance artist,who, when not doing his varmit thing,wears long sleeved shirts,long leg pants and a hooded jacket ...for all anyone can tell,Leopard guy is just another middle aged punker or metalhead gone to seed..a harmless soul who mind his own affairs...(jer)

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

that should read Minds his own affairs...damn! My typing sucks more than CERTAIN peoples artwork...oh well

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

"Avner will be attending one of those conventions this month, just before his move. He said the convention in Costa Mesa is a way to connect with others who feel a kinship with the animal world. "

A scene that's best summed up in one pic:

As for Brak heading to Washington state, first it was Brian O'Connel, and now this. Now all it needs is for Conifur to go full blown Merlino to complete the mutation into "Skiltaires in flannel".

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/1621/slh24ye.jpg

Remember NSFW cuts MIKE!

Actually, I think I know that guy, could post his 'art' in the Atrocity Archives easily...

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

"Avner will be attending one of those conventions this month, just before his move. He said the convention in Costa Mesa is a way to connect with others who feel a kinship with the animal world. "

And that would be Califur, And yet another good reason not to go, besides it's a Merlino and Company Production.

Later

IceCat

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

Remember NSFW cuts MIKE!

You don't have to act out your nickname too literally, fellah.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Wow, at least something funny. Please tell more about this wonderful individual!

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Avner said his agent is pitching a show for him on the Fox television network, but the details are still murky.

Okay, two questions;

1. He has an agent?

2. What the Hell kind of show would THAT be?

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

2. What the Hell kind of show would THAT be?

Totally, completely and utterly AWESOME, that's what kind of show it would be!!

Jesus Christ people, can you imagine how fucking hysterical that show would be? I've seen this dork on TV and his complete obliviousness makes him a unique comedy goldmine. Unlike most furries, who are huge flaming drama queens, this guy is a frumpy mumblypeg who's so dull that just listening to him talk would put you to sleep if he didn't look like a freak. Has anyone here actually seen that British documentary? The one, I think it was called "Anna in Wonderland" or something? I remember that she has the world's worst interview with this guy.

Anna: So why do you feel connected to cats?

Cat: ...I dunno.

Anna: How do people react to you?

Cat: ...I dunno.

Anna: What are you spirital beliefs?

Cat: ...I dunno.

And so on and so forth. Watching Fox try to make this loser interesting for more than one episode would be hilarious.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

If there is anybody on earth who I have sympathy for it is Anna.

I used to have a copy of it and it was nothing short of amazing. The things that poor woman went through. I believed she summed it up as a group of mostly gay people looking for acceptance by sharing a common trait which was for whatever reason furry.

Excellent news: Freakisly minutes after I posted this somebody came on irc and was like "i just saw some crazy documentary on furries" and it happened to be Anna in Wonderland. they were nice enough to upload it.

So everybody say thanks to karrde 39.6mb

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

You don't have to act out your nickname too literally, fellah.

My nickname is not 'CYD_forum_rules'. Some of us do preform atrocity tourism lite at work, ya see.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I hadn't read the part about Cat moving to Warshington. Why? That state is attracting too many Califorians for its own good. Stay in California with your Governator and your really eloborate theme parks! You don't want to move to Warshington. The coffee, the rain, the trees, Mt. Rainier, Pike Place, Nintendo of America, Microsoft, Sasquatch, Ichiro, the temporate rain forest, Wolf Haven, it ain't all it's cracked up to be. Stay, says I.

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

2. What the Hell kind of show would THAT be?

This could go one of two ways. Neither one is good for Brak:

1. Fox considers shows all the time (even Harry Knowles of aintitcoolnews.com was optioned to have a show before it all went bust), but those that actually make it to air rarely last long (anyone remember Greg the Bunny?).

2. This turdburger actually does get aired (I'm guessing that he'd be the host of some "Ripley's Believe It Or Not" ripoff). Chances are he'll blow most of his money on extra surgery so drastic that even Michael Jackson wants to intervene, and after a while as the show starts to get into the same old rut, Brak ends up as something even worse than being a freak: a has-been. Ending up appearing in The Surreal Life XII with ALF and Posh Spice.

IMO, I doubt this show will make it, because (a)he has no talents other than shocking people (even The Enigma has an act to go with his tattoos), and (b) his mouth is so goofed up that you can't understand him most of the time.

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

So everybody say thanks to karrde 39.6mb

And now you know where Keller got his inspiration for that "Happy Bear / Happy Wabbit" cartoon he did.

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

You don't have to act out your nickname too literally, fellah.

My nickname is not 'CYD_forum_rules'. Some of us do preform atrocity tourism lite at work, ya see.

I'm not paying internet access money to babysit anyone's kids (Hell, if I wasn't given the pleasure to conceive them, then I sure as fuck ain't gonna raise them), and Im certainly not paying it to make it easier for goof-offs to surf around instead of doing their job.

If you're too impatient to wait till you get home to surf around on sites your Overseers don't approve of, then that's not my fault, or my concern.

HOO HOO HULLABLOO I AM A TARD PLEASE IGNORE ME

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

So everybody say thanks to karrde 39.6mb

ohh my god

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

So everybody say thanks to karrde 39.6mb

ohh my god

Dr. Mojo, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like, one of those furry guys' girlfriends. But, y'know, who understands those furries? They only talk to her, because, she furpiles like a total hambeast, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean - happy wabbit. Happy bear.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

That video was fucking horrifying. Words cannot describe the utter revulsion and fear that I felt as I watched it. It shows just how detached from the world furries are.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Did you see the part where the furries dumped their heap of plushies on top of her? If she only knew :shock:

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

Dr. Mojo, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like, one of those furry guys' girlfriends. But, y'know, who understands those furries? They only talk to her, because, she furpiles like a total hambeast, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean - happy wabbit. Happy bear.

Don't forget the fact that she literally waddles as she walks. This one video has done more damage to furrydumb than a clone army of SA Goons. The only saving grace from this programe is that television doesn't convey any smell.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Come on? Fat jokes? Furries are generous in providing enough LOL material without us having to resort to low blows.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Wait. No, I enjoy it.

doubtingwolf · Coadjutor Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 84

I hadn't read the part about Cat moving to Warshington. Why? That state is attracting too many Califorians for its own good. Stay in California with your Governator and your really eloborate theme parks! You don't want to move to Warshington. The coffee, the rain, the trees, Mt. Rainier, Pike Place, Nintendo of America, Microsoft, Sasquatch, Ichiro, the temporate rain forest, Wolf Haven, it ain't all it's cracked up to be. Stay, says I.

Hear hear! Yet another Californian coming to fuck the place up even more. Stay in CA and have buttsex with your governor, stupid "cat".

In the video Anna says "I was beginning to get a very bad feeling about this..." - Truer words have never been spoken. Run Anna, RUN!

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Wait. No, I enjoy it.

Yeah. We already know that she's well on her way to becoming a Soap Lady in the 22nd century. Still doesn't excuse the fact that she and her semi-retarded husband were two of the most embarrassing stereotypes of furries ever to walk (I mean, waddle) the Earth.

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

You don't have to act out your nickname too literally, fellah.

My nickname is not 'CYD_forum_rules'. Some of us do preform atrocity tourism lite at work, ya see.

I'm not paying internet access money to babysit anyone's kids (Hell, if I wasn't given the pleasure to conceive them, then I sure as fuck ain't gonna raise them), and Im certainly not paying it to make it easier for goof-offs to surf around instead of doing their job.

If you're too impatient to wait till you get home to surf around on sites your Overseers don't approve of, then that's not my fault, or my concern.

Ahem. I did say in the Announcements forum under "How To Get Banned":

The following actions ~~may~~ will get you BOOTED IMMEDIATELY:

• Posting NSFW (Not Safe For Work) images. LINK TO THEM

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Shit. This movie wasn't funny, it was rather disgusting, scary and seriously hate inducing.

How are they not ashamed showing a furry porn of ugly themeselves for a word-wide television? Is this Cat guy EVER leaving his house and go among a normal people? Or how is he supposed to have his TV show, if he can only barely talk? Fucking man-made freak of nature!

And the end, this fucking sect, "previously know as" and all that... maybe it's time for a Kool-aidCon? The only official furry event I'd approve for these people.

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

My Lost Boys from Peter Pan analogy applies like a motherfucker to that doco.

The worst part of that video was watching Anna get smothered by ten or so fat, sweaty nerds in a 'group hug' before getting her face slurped by Spike's Big Gay Love Kitten. Anna, if you're reading this forum, imagine this: Tiger Cowboy... blowing Spike... an hour before licking your cheek... and no mouthwash...

That sound you hear, Anna? You throwing up in the toilet.

Also it scared me seeing the Bear and Wabbit trying to get Anna to 'join them'... Me? I'd rather join scientology... At least I'd get to meet John Travolta...

And to be honest, Stalking Cat seemed like the least scary, even if he's the most obsessed.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Also it scared me seeing the Bear and Wabbit trying to get Anna to 'join them'... Me? I'd rather join scientology... At least I'd get to meet John Travolta...

Dude, it's only a matter of time before a bunch of armed furries ambush the next TV crew trying to leave their comune, and then all go for a CoolAid Con... It's like a Jonestown, only with more fat.

Then, they will be haunting the hotel forever.

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

And for that one weekend a year, they are ALIVE again.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

I tried to watch the Anna video. I'm such a pussy, i couldn't even make it passed them shouting "We love cats" at the ball game. It's just really hard for me to see people that are too far gone, regardless of how they got that way. It's the same to me as watching a crystal meth addict that is so emaciated you know they will be dead in a year or so even though they may say some funny tweaker anecdotes.

These people are so childlike in nature it's depressing. Look at the legacy that poor woman left before she died, what a terrible thing to be remembered for.

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

I tried to watch the Anna video. I'm such a pussy, i couldn't even make it passed them shouting "We love cats" at the ball game. It's just really hard for me to see people that are too far gone, regardless of how they got that way. It's the same to me as watching a crystal meth addict that is so emaciated you know they will be dead in a year or so even though they may say some funny tweaker anecdotes.

These people are so childlike in nature it's depressing. Look at the legacy that poor woman left before she died, what a terrible thing to be remembered for.

Oh, but you missed out on the creepier, more soul-numbing portions of the video:

The "Wabbit Waddle" through the zoo, where the bars and the moats weren't meant to keep the animals in their areas, but to keep the creepy retards out of them.

A romp through Feral. Why there hasn't been an incident of some hunter taking a shot at one of these morons or one of the fursuiters bursting into flames for standing too close to the grill is a mystery.

The part where the furries tried to force a dog collar onto Anna and refused to take no for answer was a real "Gooba Gabba" moment.

And what TV article about "Furries who are too far gone to save" would be official without a visit to "Tiger Man", a loon who has gone through enough radical surgeries to even give Kronen* from Hellyboy the dry heaves?

And my personal favorite, the "House of Oogie"!!

Cramped house with loads of badly-drawn furry pr0n (a few thousand dollars worth at least, if they dealt with the Furbid sharks) unashamedly displayed on the walls with pride. Then as more of the tardbeasts staggered into the place, Alpha Tard rolls on his back like a ten month old with Down's Syndrome and calls out for a "furpile". To add to the already thick layer of creepiness, they actually expected Anna to lay in with the pile of sweaty, smelly mutants. God, can you imagine what would have happened? It would have been like dropping bowling ball-sized wads of putty on top of a "Mister Salty" pretzel!

As far as I know, the morons are so far gone I don't think they ever even bothered to go online with the typical furry "The media used me! They twisted things around and took a lot of what I said out of context!" excuse whenever things like this happen. Only thing we've heard about since was that Wabbit died as the result of being crushed by the unholy weight her own massive butt.

(*There. I linked the pic instead. Ya fukkin' happy now, Puritan?)

Edited for typo correction

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

What did she die of, exactly? I don't think the specific cause was mentioned anywhere.

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

She was sucked into a black hole caused by her own anus.

In other words, I don't know.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

When I first watched the video, I was extremely uncomfortable. Furries are less intimidating when they're behind the cartoon avatars online. To see a real life manifestation was really weird for me as I've never engaged that culture in a real life sense.

But, after watching it a few more times, I did notice that they seemed happy and what they're doing isn't really hurting anyone. In the case of Wabbit, obesity does cause people to unfairly treat you like shit, and if she found solace in the community I'm not about to knock her for that. If it made her happy and she didn't harm anyone in the process, what's there to bitch about?

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

I did notice that they seemed happy and what they're doing isn't really hurting anyone.

The same can be said about meth addicts.

(Full URl for the clicky-challenged):

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/photos/gallery.ssf?cgi-bin/view_gallery.cgi/olive/view_gallery.ata?g_id=2927

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

"When I first watched the video, I was extremely uncomfortable. Furries are less intimidating when they're behind the cartoon avatars online. To see a real life manifestation was really weird for me as I've never engaged that culture in a real life sense."

I seriously almost vomited when i saw that noneck babyfur in the diaper in another thread, one of the most disturbing things i've ever seen. I do like anthro art, and sadly, the porn :( , but i don' t consider myself a furry by any means.

I did acctually meet one in real life once, he contacted me bout my art on vcl and after chatting a bunch of times on messenger i decided to meet him cuz he seemed like a cool guy, and he was, he was totally normal, and not fat, although i found out he'd been pretending to not be gay for weeks (surprise), we burned some bowls, shot some pool, good times. I had this impression before i discovered the magic of cyd that furs were normal people, like Chris. I acctually considered going to a con once.

Since i've found this site, i never want to meet up with a group of furs or be associated with them in any way, and i've pulled my account from vcl, i really want nothing to do with these freaks accept on an "artistic" level, and since i draw porn i don't want that being traced back to me down the road either. But after seeing the faces and mannerisms behind these cute little avatars, i'm staying fully anonymous.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

"The same can be said about meth addicts"

I find it very amusing that the average meth addict is 100 times more attractive than the average fur :lol:

Lazarian · Rasophore Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 60

So everybody say thanks to karrde 39.6mb

lol - it's been a while since I've seen that vid. It has a strange mix of hilarity and downright creepiness.

Average people who have an appreciation for animals would have something like Robert Bateman prints framed on their walls. Watching Ursus and Wabbit proudly displaying their "yiff" art adorning their living room like it was a paradigm of fine art and an affirmation of their connection to their "totem" or whatever was a riot.

I felt sympathy for Anna - she seemed embarrased and uncomfortable throughout much of the show. She seemed to genuinely have fun going to the market dressed as a raccoon with Ostrich. Out of all the participants, he seemed normal and well adjusted. But at the camp-out she seemed a little freaked at how many of the furries were so socially inept and awkward. I'm suprised she showed so much restraint when one idiot actually licked her face. The "furpile" scene seemed to creep her out as well - it was quite obvious that she was uncomfortable with the idea, but noone clued in at all. When she stepped back, everyone there seemed to forget that she existed at all.

If furries ever wonder why they're misunderstood and why they feel unaccepted, well that video sums up a lot.

Lazarian · Rasophore Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 60

O, OK. ITS NOT FETISH RELATED. SIT BACK DOWN AND RELAX. IT'S RELIGIOUS.

Suuuure...

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Funny that the show had to travel to America to find the real crazy furries. The furry scene in Britain is far ahead of that in America. Very little of the fursuiting, the massive conventions, the diapers. They've scrapped the time-wasting aspects, the furry artistry, the contemplative spirituality. It's streamlined: just a bunch of gay teenagers hanging around bars and angsting for sex. On the downside, their fandom is about as fun to watch as LiveJournal sissy fights. Like Sibe on strong medication.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

I love to meet new furs
www.stalkingcat.com I am allways looking to meet new furs I am a con slut I love furrcons and an anthroart slut I am a 24-7 full on full time furr and I give the killer scritches with my claws.
Cat

Is this a joke?

:shock:

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Is this a joke?

:shock:

It would depend on your definition of "joke".

If you mean "Is this a falsehood meant to be humorous?"
Then no.

If you mean "Is this a situation so utterly rediculous that the semi-rational and healthy mind can't help but find it laughable?"
Then yes.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

I am Siberian

Somebody send him back there.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

I am Siberian

HE LIES

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Sex/Age Trans/46

Hey, dose it mean he's a REAL ugly woman now?

Or possibly a Cenobite...

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

what was that Pin head said?ah yes,"YOUR SUFFERING WILL BE LEGENDARY , EVEN IN HELL!!! "....welcome to Hell phurries! :lol:

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

Dude, it's only a matter of time before a bunch of armed furries ambush the next TV crew trying to leave their comune, and then all go for a CoolAid Con... It's like a Jonestown, only with more fat.

I don't know. Southern Baptist Bible Thumpers aren't known for their... lack of eatting skills. Where California goes nuts with being skinny, SBBTs go the other way in attacking buffets.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

So everybody say thanks to karrde 39.6mb

That video still just weirds me the hell out. Like watching anything about fetishes does, it seems. God I'm becoming an old fart.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Sex/Age Trans/46

Hey, dose it mean he's a REAL ugly woman now?

I thought he was a eunuch. Although if he's willing to do that to his face, who knows what else he's willing to do.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

I'll never be able to enjoy baseball again...thanks B.B.C(Anna in wonderland).. :x but then again ,I wasn't that big of a sports fan to begin with. :wink:

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

I suppose in some ways, I'm at least partially to blame for all this.

If I remember correctly, I was the first one to make any mention of him on alt.fan.furry after seeing him featured on "Ripley's", along with a comment somewhere along the lines of "Please, Lord, in the name of all that which is good and wholesome, do not, I repeat, do NOT let this complete and utter MAROON learn about the Furry Fandom!"

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

When I first watched the video, I was extremely uncomfortable. Furries are less intimidating when they're behind the cartoon avatars online. To see a real life manifestation was really weird for me as I've never engaged that culture in a real life sense.

But, after watching it a few more times, I did notice that they seemed happy and what they're doing isn't really hurting anyone. In the case of Wabbit, obesity does cause people to unfairly treat you like shit, and if she found solace in the community I'm not about to knock her for that. If it made her happy and she didn't harm anyone in the process, what's there to bitch about?

I hear they drug teenage boys and then film them having sex with each other.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

I still find this just damned freaky.

21st Century Digital Boy · Venter Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 202

I still find this just damned freaky.

...

He's got bitchtits.

Somehow I don't think his INJUN ANCESTORS would approve of this.

EDIT: I just noticed this:

Sex/Age: Trans/46

He BOUGHT his bitchtits.

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

I suppose in some ways, I'm at least partially to blame for all this.

If I remember correctly, I was the first one to make any mention of him on alt.fan.furry after seeing him featured on "Ripley's", along with a comment somewhere along the lines of "Please, Lord, in the name of all that which is good and wholesome, do not, I repeat, do NOT let this complete and utter MAROON learn about the Furry Fandom!"

Which made many a furry fan go "Hey! Let's go get this guy into furry fandom! I can't wait to be the first one to yiff him!"

In a way, we at CYD should thank you. What other way is there to help accelerate furrydumb's demise?

Guy 1: "Man, look at those furry freaks over there."

Guy 2: "Hey. Don't diss em like that. Just because they have a certain set of preferences doesn't mean that they're....."

(Tiger Man walks into room)

Guy 2: "uhhhh.....ummmmmmm........Yeah dude. They're freaks all right."

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

I still find this just damned freaky.

...

He's got bitchtits.

Somehow I don't think his INJUN ANCESTORS would approve of this.

EDIT: I just noticed this:

Sex/Age: Trans/46

He BOUGHT his bitchtits.

Bitchtits don't quite... cover it. He's like 350lbs and is way past a training bra. Course, I'm not sure he understands what Trans means, but you never know. He is from CA.

Edit/Add: If I remember correctly he had nut cancer, so it might explain the boob job.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Stalking Cat creeps me out more than any other "furry". I can't even count the number of shows he's been on- shows about obsessions, tattoos, body modification, furries... He covers them all. And every time he strikes me as a scary, maybe dangerous person. I dunno, maybe it's his mouth-full-of-marbles speech pattern or just the extreme brain problems it would take to turn yourself into a CAT but if he moved to my town I'd be on the next train out.

He says it's all about his totem animal and a spiritual thing, but I think he's substantially no different than your bargain-basement fursuiter.

As for the trans thing, I don't think in his infinite brilliance he knew what it meant.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

I think we're all overlooking a very pressing question here:

Who is more dangerous: The man who would pay to turn himself into a tiger mock, or the doctor who would perform the surgery willingly?

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I think we're all overlooking a very pressing question here:

Who is more dangerous: The man who would pay to turn himself into a tiger mock, or the doctor who would perform the surgery willingly?

The guy performing the surgeries is not doctor. The profiled him and Cat on a show about Obsessions. Apparently this guy is "body modification artist" In other words some guy with a piercing/tattoo shop. He seemed reasonably sane, I can only imagine he's getting a lot of cash for this.

Sphenix · Qualificator Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 11

The guy performing the surgeries is not doctor. The profiled him and Cat on a show about Obsessions. Apparently this guy is "body modification artist" In other words some guy with a piercing/tattoo shop. He seemed reasonably sane, I can only imagine he's getting a lot of cash for this.

I get home and my mom looks at me and ask, "Have you ever heard of this Furry club thing?"

She just got through watching a documentry, proabably the same one, and couldn't believe this guy (Cat). I don't know if it was mentioned in the documentry but she told me whereas the guy is not a doctor he's not allowed to administer anesthetics. Then my mom explained her whole understanding of the furry fandom to me. It was all I could do to not burst out laughing. I wanted to send her to VCL to see just how bad it can be.

Bloodied · Rasophore Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 53

I wanted to send her to VCL to see just how bad it can be.

Dear God! Do you want her to have a heart attack?!

"friends don't send friends to VCL" :wink:

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

somebody should make a furry porn version of pain4.

MikeyTheCat · Rasophore Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 62

There should be a show about stalking cat, a reality tv show. Dump him in some jungle with REAL tigers and film his interactions with the real thing. Or send him to Alabama in search of a job.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

There was talk of a Stalking Cat hosted freak show on Fox, but whether that was pure rumor or a bad joke, it's certainly not going to be...

MikeyTheCat · Rasophore Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 62

There was talk of a Stalking Cat hosted freak show on Fox, but whether that was pure rumor or a bad joke, it's certainly not going to be...

Fox has a show starring a rich bitch who's only former claim to fame was a poorly shot porno tape. Fox isn't exactly known for high quality programing. I also heard George Noory from Coast to Coast AM has a show in the works.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Happened to found a purrfect mate for our Stalking Cat, the tiger man... if he likes girls at all, that is! =)

neurodyne · Qualificator Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 15

Happened to found a purrfect mate for our Stalking Cat, the tiger man... if he likes girls at all, that is! =)

thats scary. its looking at YOU,donny.
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