Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

I don't know how many people have seen this but it's pretty entertaining. Guy(s) think all furries are pedophiles and anyone listed in his "friends" page is a "Known Pedophile". Pretty funny. Oh, and here is the original posting where I got it from.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Who are these guys and what does that linked, sicko Family Guy filthcomic got to do with furries? =)

Let's give em a link to Niklas und Friends Jaaaa! Kinder macht spass!!! ---Nicht!!!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I have a LJ friend who is a ~~walking oxymoron~~ Christian furry and got friended by 0____pedophiles. As I said to him, I don't believe that this guy is for real. I think he's a troll. No one friends 551 people in less than a month without wanting to get a rise out of people.

Brentos · Apocrisiary Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 48

Holy crap, I just don't believe it. At first I was very confused and thought it was an actual list of actual pedophiles. I'm still a little confused though, I mean yeah, what does the Family Guy got to do with furverts? Oh hang on, the dog! Of course! The dog! This is without a doubt absolute proof that anyone who's worked on or enjoyed the Family Guy is a pedophile! We must tell the world! Shout it from the rooftops! Tell Jack Chick!

If these people saw the link Donotsue posted then they would obviously be of the opinion that all CARTOONISTS are pedophiles! I think it would drive them even more mad...

Genghis · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 322

Oh look, postvixen's in there demonstrating a typical inability to not feed trolls. Why am I not surprised?

Also: laffo @ that guy telling people they're overreacting while making well over a dozen posts about how nasty the journal is

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Typically, when dealing with a troll furries overreact, only buying themselves 5 more trolls later.

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

I have a LJ friend who is a ~~walking oxymoron~~ Christian furry and got friended by 0____pedophiles. As I said to him, I don't believe that this guy is for real. I think he's a troll. No one friends 551 people in less than a month without wanting to get a rise out of people.

Hahaha. I remember there was one not too long ago where someone attempted to list all the furries on LJ so people could add them to their ban list so they wouldn't have to hear about OMG FURSECUTION!!!111

It was pretty funny, but I cannot FIND THE FUCKING LINK ARGH (I think I showed it to compu in irc).

And I agree with AngryPuritan. Furries really need to stop overreacting.

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

Who are these guys and what does that linked, sicko Family Guy filthcomic got to do with furries? =)

Let's give em a link to Niklas und Friends Jaaaa! Kinder macht spass!!! ---Nicht!!!

And no not4chan?

Jesus, this guy woulden't know Pedophile it bit him in the arse...

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Hahaha. I remember there was one not too long ago where someone attempted to list all the furries on LJ so people could add them to their ban list so they wouldn't have to hear about OMG FURSECUTION!!!111

It was pretty funny, but I cannot FIND THE FUCKING LINK ARGH (I think I showed it to compu in irc).

The fuck? You can tell a great majority of who on LJ are furries by doing an interest search. Just look to see anyone who has "furry", "anthropomorphics", or "model train collecting" as a listed interest.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=wearecyd

everybody ban these sick fucks before it's too late.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Just look to see anyone who has "furry", "anthropomorphics", or "model train collecting" as a listed interest.

Wait, is the model train thing a joke or is that actual secret code a la the Jesus fish for 'yes, I'm a skunk fucker'?

Furries ruin everything! I used to collect N scale trains, too... :cry:

I typically go off if their avatar has a wolf photo or a drawn animal in it.

Like so.
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/27467605/1749683
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/19828531/4517808
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/29545209/1839115

Furries typically aren't keen on being 'in the closet', and if they try to usually end up telling you accidently about their Simba porn or giant horse dildo or whatnot anyway. You don't need to 'spot' them, they'll find you.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

And no not4chan?

Jesus, this guy woulden't know Pedophile it bit him in the arse...

Dude, not4chan is just evil stuff. I dare anyone to point this retard at it. I'd do it but I'm not that kind of nutter.

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 121

Says on the info page that it's a "character journal", which probably means that, no, the person isn't for real.

C'MON PEOPLE USE YOUR BRAINS

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

Says on the info page that it's a "character journal", which probably means that, no, the person isn't for real.

C'MON PEOPLE USE YOUR BRAINS

Come on, man! You know the entertainment value of jumping to conclusions!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I don't feel comfortable clicking a single link on this page. =)

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Monica's back! Horray! I suddenly have the largest jones for some grapefruit.

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

Maybe it's been updated since most of these posts, or maybe I'm just missing something, but it says right on the front page that the journal is intended to be complete satire....

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Monica's back! Horray! I suddenly have the largest jones for some grapefruit.

Grapefruit...I wish. More like tangerines. =)

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Creature, you have a problem.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Creature, you have a problem.

Shall I gather the torches?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Shall I gather the torches?

I don't get it. I really don't. Taking the time to carefully matt and/or frame what equates to perverse spank material - no matter how 'artistic' you want to call it, it's still fap rags. Yeah, Ashryn does crazy angles with markers. ~~EWS~~ TDK makes toons take it from any hole with tentacles. Kelly Price... has a problem counting, and can't draw without a ruler. It's still fucking fap. Fap, fap, fap.

I bought a few prints at FC01 as a joke, stuck them in some cheap $3 Wal-Mart special glass-n-metal-frames, then gave them to my ex-roommate as a joke. Of course, he hung them up, then proceeded to fill the walls of his room with the same, aparrently thinking that I not only condoned this, but approved of it.

There seems to be this oddity throughout the fandom, where it's not enough to have a proclivity; if you don't openly advertise "I LOVE THE DOGGY COCK", it just doesn't make it so. I'm not overly picking on creature - other than the fact that he had this on his image host, and I was bored enough to find it.. I should know, better, I know.

By an ironic twist, my walls have crappy floral prints in cheaply stained wooden frames. They're hardly artistic, or pretty - I just got tired of the bare walls. I spent less than $10 on all of mine, and that's less than many 'artists' want for their prints.. and of course, I don't have to keep the shades drawn, or take them down should I have company - I just don't get it.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I think that the snip from Pressed Fur on the "Anna in Wonderland" says it best.

Peculiar to note at one part in the segment is a couple's wall of carefully-framed, commissioned furry pornography: It is exceedingly rare to find anyone who keeps framed pictures of human pornography on their walls, so one has to wonder exactly how this became moderately common practice within furry fandom's quarters.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

By an ironic twist, my walls have crappy floral prints in cheaply stained wooden frames. They're hardly artistic, or pretty - I just got tired of the bare walls. I spent less than $10 on all of mine, and that's less than many 'artists' want for their prints.. and of course, I don't have to keep the shades drawn, or take them down should I have company - I just don't get it.

The sad thing is, I don't think they even take the stuff down when guests are coming over. Remember, Wabbit was quite proud to have furry gay porn of her husband being given a little something-something by another furry hanging over the fireplace, for all to see.

Edit- Five hundred! Yay!

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

I'm just glad the porno was drawn in such a slim-bodied fantasy way, instead of a lifelike image of both of them.

I would rather see nuns being set on fire than a realistic drawing of those two fatbodies making chutney squishies.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

I don't think they make frames big enough to fit a true-to-life image of both of them.

doubtingwolf · Coadjutor Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 84

I would rather see nuns being set on fire than a realistic drawing of those two fatbodies making chutney squishies.

I'd rather see nuns being set on fire than most things.

People with their heads on fire are one of the most entertaining things known to this planet.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

People with their heads on fire are one of the most entertaining things known to this planet.

I couldn't possibly agree more.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

I don't get it. I really don't. Taking the time to carefully matt and/or frame what equates to perverse spank material - no matter how 'artistic' you want to call it, it's still fap rags. Yeah, Ashryn does crazy angles with markers. <s>EWS</s> TDK makes toons take it from any hole with tentacles. Kelly Price... has a problem counting, and can't draw without a ruler. It's still fucking fap. Fap, fap, fap.

Actually most of those look like Derrick Dasenbrock pieces, Im sure Creature can confirm that or not. I looked at that 'for sale' page probably almost a year ago now.. anyway, AFAIK Dasenbrock, he does lots of just full body character drawings and, at most, cheesecake stuff.. Lame to hang on a wall, possibly, but I would hardly call it "fap"

I have his 'Freeze Frame Furries' mini-portfolio...
Limited edition 7/100... SUCKAZ

(.....Yes, there probably is still 93 of them available...)

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Inopia · Qualificator Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 18

http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/images/comics/befriends.gif

White Ninja is propably the best comic known to mankind.