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Anonymous
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Posted: 6/12/2003 7:45:11 AM     Post subject: Mock Wanted Posters  

I just think making various mock-ups of Wanted Posters for all the more annoying members of the fandom would be humoring and possibly a good series for the site. Something like this format:

Wanted Dead... just dead. Please.
(We took them alive once..., but... they ate too much, complained alot, and starting in their spare time writing and drawing stuff... so a .45 was implemented into the process and we've been happier since.)

Picture of individual: Preferably their most undignified RL image... Maybe with a little Photoshop magic...

Side profile shot: Altered slighty to enhance any handy defect of the individual

Real Name:
AKA:
Lame Variations:
Just Stupid Variations:
Distinctive and annoying text emoticon-stricken signature:
Age: Physical only. Emotional and Psychological easily measured from sighting and past history -- Both latter consistantly in single digits.
Weight: Based on calculations that scientists gathered from the bending of laser light when beamed near the individual... due to gravimetric forces.
Hair Color: Real hair color... that is...
Height: Preferably measured when not in lurching post-staring at computer after coloring their "artwork" posture.
IQ: We only have access to computers with 80-bit FPU's... higher precision would be nessecary for appropriate right hand of decimal approximations.

Offenses: If need use of a continious folded printout can be made available.

Warnings: Check-boxes for series of things, such as:
Gun Nut< > Porn Freak < > Self-Abuser < > Suicidial < (We wish) >
Egotistical < > Really Egotistical <> Ego Known to consume large prey <> ... including the occasional Buick LeSabre < >
Artist <> Supposed Artist < > Not really an Artist but thinks so <> ... REALLY THINKS SO < >
Emotionally Distrurbed <~/> (Checked for conveniance)
Severely Distrurbed < > .... Not kidding... < > "DAMN! You guys aren't BSing!" < >
Writes Fanfics < > Really bad ones... < > Using his own characters... < > ... of his own little world < > ...Really little world cramped inside his really little mind < >

If in area vacate to safer location: Small Children < > Adolescents < > College Students < > Everyone < > Everything < > Small Animals < > Large Animals < > Plush Toys < > ... ... ... and order a military squad for neutralization and cleansing mission < >

Just a thought...

-BB
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Mitch
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Posted: 6/12/2003 6:53:40 PM     Post subject: Like this?  

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Anonymous
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Posted: 6/13/2003 3:54:05 AM     Post subject:  

I remember seeing that, forgot where it was.
But it would be nice to have a series of them.
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Anonymous
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Posted: 6/19/2003 11:36:49 PM     Post subject:  

LOL , i wonder my Mr Falk would respond to the following statement

"Do you know what station I can watch Tiny Toons on? Speaking of tiny things, last night while walking my dog, I was a couple of foxes eating something on the side of the road. I think it was a squirrel. After they finished, they started making this weird sound, er I think was a yipp or was it yiff? I can't remember."
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Posted: 7/14/2003 9:48:43 PM     Post subject: "Q'zzal"Ozzole  

:( SCARY :( SCARY :( SCARY!!!!!!!GET THE POOR SOD SOME HELP,NOW!!!!
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Wakestar
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Posted: 8/27/2003 10:43:13 PM     Post subject:  

Holy fuck thats funny.
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Anonymous
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Posted: 9/15/2003 5:54:29 PM     Post subject: How about this?  

You must check out this postcard:http://www.deviantart.com/view/2985991/
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Anonymous
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Posted: 9/16/2003 6:29:05 PM     Post subject: Re: How about this?  

Ha, ha, ha! That poscard make me laugh a lot :lol:
It should be posted on the gallery of CYD.
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CrazyBomber
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Posted: 9/16/2003 6:34:06 PM     Post subject: Re: How about this?  

I agree with the last guest.
That postcard is really funny

Browsing with Google, I've found a mock of "Interpol wanted" poster:
http://www.miguels-hideout.as.ro/wanted.htm

This poster should be on the CYD gallery.
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creature
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Posted: 11/6/2003 7:07:47 PM     Post subject: Re: Like this?  



Do you have any idea how tempting it is to print these out and leave them at the furry cons I go to?
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Mitch
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Posted: 11/6/2003 9:36:13 PM     Post subject: Re: Like this?  

Do you have any idea how tempting it is to print these out and leave them at the furry cons I go to?

Hey, if you want larger files for printing, let me know. Also if you have any amusing ideas for additional "subjects"; I feel like doing a whole damn series.
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Posted: 11/7/2003 12:50:24 AM     Post subject: Re: Like this?  

Do you have any idea how tempting it is to print these out and leave them at the furry cons I go to?

Hey, if you want larger files for printing, let me know. Also if you have any amusing ideas for additional "subjects"; I feel like doing a whole damn series.


Ohgodyes. Nekobe (pervert and freak), Nikashi (pedophile and Canadian), Lenester (sexual predator), Frisky (walking glory hole). Give me an email and I'll set you up with info on them all plus others.
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Posted: 11/7/2003 12:53:40 AM     Post subject:  

You know... I really should login before replying.
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